What I Would Say to Lorde
South Park
Season 18 • 10/08/2014

What I Would Say to Lorde

Watching

02:08

And Now, Winter Comes Again...
South ParkS17 E7

The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.
11/13/2013
01:15

New Recruits
South ParkS17 E7

Randy joins a fresh batch of mall cops as they prepare for Black Friday.
11/13/2013
01:07

I See It In You
South ParkS17 E7

Ol' Cap has a heartfelt chat with Randy.
11/13/2013
01:06

EVERYBODY REALLY LIKED HIMMM!!
South ParkS17 E9

During Randy's security pep talk, he loses another good man.
12/04/2013
01:12

Let's Finish It!!
South ParkS17 E9

Randy and the Mall Guards find out about the Red Robbin Wedding, while Bill Gates and the President of Sony throw down.
12/04/2013
00:40

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, INC.
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The boys settle on a start-up name, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
09/24/2014
01:26

Dense Boner Forest
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The boys brainstorm names for their new start-up company.
09/24/2014
01:32

Washington Redskins?
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Cartman comes up with the greatest company name ever, and the boys begin to set up their corporate headquarters.
09/24/2014
02:02

It Will Make Your Dick Fly Off
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The USDA's Nutrition Advisor explains exactly what gluten is.
10/01/2014
01:20

Burn You Bastard!!
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The townspeople celebrate the destruction of a wheat field. Meanwhile, the USDA goes into crisis mode.
10/01/2014
01:12

All Out of Toppings
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At the Gluten Quarantine Center, a detainee finally gives in to gluten.
10/01/2014
01:15

Have A Seat, Lorde
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At work, the boss reveals that some co-workers are uncomfortable sharing the bathroom with Lorde.
10/08/2014
01:29

Spin Magazine Investigation
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A reporter from Spin Magazine digs for answers about last week's Lorde performance. Meanwhile, Sharon finds something unexpected in Randy's jeans.
10/08/2014
01:27

He's Getting Itchy Feet
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Randy has second thoughts about continuing his career as Lorde.
10/08/2014
00:33

Yeah Yeah Yeah...
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Randy tries to write a new Lorde song.
10/08/2014
02:43

I AM Lorde
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Randy finally reveals his big secret... that he IS Lorde. Randy then shows Stan how the music is made.
10/08/2014
01:16

What I Would Say to Lorde
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What I Would Say to Lorde
10/08/2014
01:26

Lorde's New Song
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Everyone in South Park hears Lorde's awesome new song.
10/08/2014
01:31

We Got A MESSAGE For Ya!
South ParkS18

The Cab Drivers try to send Timmy a "message"... but it doesn't work.
10/15/2014
01:01

Hypocrite Dick Spy
South ParkS18

With the Neighborhood Watch in full effect, Kyle blames Cartman for the influx of drones.
10/29/2014
01:08

Drones Are...Spooky?
South ParkS18

Butters' Dad shares his growing concerns about the drone hobby with Randy.
10/29/2014
01:04

I HAD a Problem
South ParkS18

Stan's parents confront him about his reckless mobile spending. Later, they discuss where his addictive tendencies came from.
11/05/2014
00:43

Randy Performs Cock Magic
South ParkS18

Randy lectures the boys, and then shows them how cock magic is REALLY done.
11/19/2014
01:08

I'm Practicing!
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Sharon confronts Randy about practicing his cock magic in the bathroom.
11/19/2014
01:02

Do You Kids Like Magic?!
South ParkS18

The Amazingly Randi performs a cock magic show at a children's birthday party.
11/19/2014
00:50

You Need This, Lorde
South ParkS18

Randy calls the Record Producer with concerns about performing live.
12/03/2014
00:54

Can I Go?!
South ParkS18

Shelley begs her parents to let her go to the Women of Rock concert.
12/03/2014
01:28

Just Another Female Pop Star
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Backstage at the Women of Rock concert, Randy faces off with Iggy Azalea.
12/03/2014
00:43

Cue The Hologram!
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Iggy Azalea performs with a hologram of Michael Jackson.
12/03/2014
01:51

Lorde Performs Live
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Lorde takes the stage for an acoustic performance... and it doesn't go well.
12/03/2014
01:56

It's Not About Music
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At home, Randy sees the consequences of Lorde's performance and calls the Record Producer to try and fix it.
12/03/2014
01:24

Lorde's Hologram
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The Record Producer reveals the truth about the music industry... and Lorde's place in it.
12/03/2014
01:07

You Slept With Tupac?!?
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Randy catches Sharon with Tupac's hologram. Meanwhile, the Record Producer recruits "Cartman Bra" to lead the next chapter in American culture.
12/03/2014
01:37

I've Got Your Son, Lorde
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The Record Producer takes Stan and Kyle hostage. Meanwhile, the South Park Police arrive to deal with Tupac's hologram.
12/10/2014
00:57

Whew, That Was Hard
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Randy finally tells Shelley the truth about his secret identity as Lorde.
12/10/2014
01:03

Did You Choke Him?
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Randy goes to the police to get help with the hologram conspiracy.
12/10/2014
01:49

ALLEGEDLY!!
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At the police station, Randy teams up with Michael Jackson's hologram. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Ike and the other kindergartners.
12/10/2014
01:04

A Black Guy Walked Into The Police Station
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Tupac's hologram pays a visit to the South Park Police.
12/10/2014
02:04

You PC, Bro?!
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Randy, Gerald and the rest of the dads discuss Kyle's detention and discover there are more PC bros in town.
09/16/2015
02:08

Randy Pledges PC Delta
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Randy accidentally joins the fraternity of PC bros. And after a long night of being socially aware, he explains the goals of his new group to Sharon.
09/16/2015