Watching

02:19

Essay Contest Winner
South ParkS1 E2

After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.
08/20/1997
00:45

Chef's Excited
South ParkS1 E2

Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:31

We Found An Ethernopian
South ParkS1 E8

When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
11/19/1997
02:24

I'll Use My Credit Card
South ParkS2 E5

With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
06/03/1998
00:58

Dinner Party
South ParkS2 E5

The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
06/03/1998
00:44

Cream For Your Ass
South ParkS2 E5

Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.
06/03/1998
01:35

A Lot of Black People in China
South ParkS2 E5

The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
06/03/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
South ParkS2 E5

South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
06/03/1998
01:15

He Works Hard for the Money
South ParkS2 E11

For Cartman's Cheesy Poofs Talent Show callbacks audition, he sings She Works Hard for the Money
09/02/1998
00:56

Cartman Wins the Talent Show
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman wins the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show. Meanwhile, word about the plane-arium has spread.
09/02/1998
00:32

Cartman's Audition
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
09/02/1998
01:11

Phil Collins Hill
South ParkS4 E2

The girls challenge the boys to a sled race.
04/12/2000
00:40

The True Meaning of Being an American
South ParkS4 E4

Cartman tells the quints about the joys of America: log rides, burgers, and malls.
04/26/2000
01:12

Money Quest
South ParkS5 E5

Kyle's condition worsens after seeing a TV special about Cartman.
07/25/2001
03:01

Skiing Sucks
South ParkS6 E2

Stan beats Tad.
03/13/2002
01:51

Let the Games Begin
South ParkS6 E6

The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.
04/10/2002
01:04

The Ladder Race
South ParkS6 E12

Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.
11/06/2002
01:22

The Tap Tragedy
South ParkS8 E4

Butters remembers his tap dance tragedy.
04/07/2004
03:15

The Whore Off
South ParkS8 E12

Mr. Slave wins the whore off by putting Paris Hilton up his ass.
12/01/2004
00:41

Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star Contest
South ParkS9 E3

Mrs. Garrison announces that Tolkien has won a singing contest and is being paid $200 to perform at the Miss Colorado Pageant.
03/23/2005
01:10

Tolkien Sings
South ParkS9 E3

Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
03/23/2005
01:43

Crap Verification
South ParkS11 E9

After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.
10/10/2007