Cow Suicide
South Park
Season 2 • 09/30/1998

When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.

Watching

00:54

Inside Out Cows
South ParkS1 E1

South Park cows are turning inside-out.
08/13/1997
00:28

People Train
South ParkS1 E1

South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
02:10

Moo Moo Moo
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.
08/13/1997
00:36

Game Day
South ParkS1 E4

Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
09/03/1997
01:51

You Frenchy Little Frog
South ParkS2

While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
06/03/1998
02:24

I'll Use My Credit Card
South ParkS2

With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
06/03/1998
01:08

Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
South ParkS2

South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
06/03/1998
01:09

Ming-Lee
South ParkS2

Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
09/30/1998
01:22

Cow Cult
South ParkS2

Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
09/30/1998
01:02

Cow Suicide
South ParkS2

When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
09/30/1998
01:16

"What The Hell Is That?"
South ParkS2

Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
09/30/1998
01:08

Best Friends Again
South ParkS2

The Ice Man escapes to Des Moines. Kyle and Stan resume their best-friendship, leaving Cartman to get stuck in a cow's ass.
01/20/1999
01:42

Kelron 4000
South ParkS5 E9

The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.
11/14/2001
01:43

33 Aborted Fetuses
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.
12/05/2001
01:15

Vengeful God
South ParkS5 E12

Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.
12/05/2001
01:22

Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass
South ParkS6 E4

Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.
03/27/2002
01:56

Suck My Fat One
South ParkS6 E4

The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.
03/27/2002
02:11

Puppies From Around The World
South ParkS6 E4

A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.
03/27/2002
01:33

The Negotiator
South ParkS6 E4

The FBI gets involved with the boys.
03/27/2002
01:36

Slaughter House
South ParkS6 E4

The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.
03/27/2002
01:58

Mission Impossible
South ParkS6 E4

The boys free the baby cows.
03/27/2002
02:32

Susan Sommers Calf Exerciser
South ParkS6 E4

Stan saves the cows by locking the door.
03/27/2002
01:45

Stan Stops Eating Meat
South ParkS6 E4

Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.
03/27/2002
02:10

The Boys Get Guns
South ParkS6 E4

The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.
03/27/2002
01:08

Pep Rally With PETA
South ParkS8 E8

PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.
10/27/2004