South Park
Cow Suicide
Season 2 E 13 • 09/30/1998
When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
Tags:FBINedAgentsSouth Park CowsUncle Jimbo

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South ParkS2 E5
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09/30/1998
01:02
South ParkS2 E13
Cow Suicide
When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
09/30/1998
01:22
South ParkS2 E13
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Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
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South ParkS2 E13
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South ParkS6 E4
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Stan's parents order him to free the cows. He locks himself in his room with them until they are guaranteed safety.
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South ParkS6 E4
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03/27/2002
02:10
South ParkS6 E4
The Boys Get Guns
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