Cartman on TV
South Park
Season 1 E 8 • 11/19/1997

Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.

Watching

01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1 E6

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
02:23

Complaints Everywhere
South ParkS1 E6

The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
09/17/1997
02:09

Jesus and Pals
South ParkS1 E6

Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
09/17/1997
01:18

Toilet Humor
South ParkS1 E6

"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
09/17/1997
00:50

Chef Won't Touch It
South ParkS1 E6

The boys decide to watch "Terrance and Phillip" at Stan's house because only his grandpa is home. Stan considers killing the old man but Chef won't give him advice.
09/17/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
South ParkS1 E6

The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
09/17/1997
00:43

Media Coverage
South ParkS1 E6

The media finds out about Stan's grandpa and are lead to believe it is because of "Terrance and Phillip." Kyle's mom organizes protesters and Kenny's diarrhea spreads.
09/17/1997
00:31

Cartoon Central
South ParkS1 E6

Mrs. Broflovski leads the "Terrance and Phillip" protest while explosive diarrhea spreads though the protestors.
09/17/1997
01:21

Old Age Experience
South ParkS1 E6

Grandpa locks Stan in a room and plays him Enya to illustrate the nightmare that is old age. Stan agrees to kill him after the experience.
09/17/1997
00:53

President's Statement
South ParkS1 E6

The president of Cartoon Central, John Warsog, addresses the protesters. Diarrhea continues to spread like wildfire.
09/17/1997
00:48

Death Has a Sense of Humor
South ParkS1 E6

Death stops chasing the boys to catch a bit of "Terrance and Phillip." He and the boys laugh at the show together.
09/17/1997
00:49

The Smell of Victory
South ParkS1 E6

The protesters continue to kill themselves, but it is the stench of the protesters' diarrhea that makes Cartoon Central take "Terrance and Phillip" off the air.
09/17/1997
01:39

The Ghost of Grandpa's Grandpa
South ParkS1 E6

Death gets so mad about "Terrance and Phillip" that he kills Kenny. Grandpa's grandpa appears as a ghost and tells him to let nature run its course.
09/17/1997
01:44

Sports Watch
South ParkS1 E8

While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
11/19/1997
01:31

We Found An Ethernopian
South ParkS1 E8

When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
11/19/1997
01:12

Cartman on TV
South ParkS1 E8

Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
11/19/1997
01:59

America's Stupidest Home Videos
South ParkS1 E13

Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
02/25/1998
03:52

Oh, Canada
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip use their own chemical warfare against Saddam
04/01/1998
02:48

April Fools
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip star in the film "Not Without My Anus." In the first scene, Terrance is on trial for murder. He and his lawyer, Phillip, farts a lot.
04/01/1998
02:07

Danger Or No
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance says goodbye to Celine Dion (Sally's mother). He and Phillip go to the airport where they get a ticket to Iran.
04/01/1998
01:47

Help
South ParkS2 E1

Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
04/01/1998
01:20

Head Cancer
South ParkS2 E1

After Terrance gets off the hook, he and Phillip are approached by Scott who vows to one day get him. Then they ride the subway home and fart.
04/01/1998
00:47

Saddam Hussein
South ParkS2 E1

Saddam Hussein calls up Scott to make a deal. If Scott can get Hussein and his friends into Canada, he'll get Terrance and Phillip out of there.
04/01/1998
00:46

Ugly Bob
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip run into Ugly Bob. They give him a paper bag to wear on his head for which he thanks them.
04/01/1998
01:13

Sally
South ParkS2 E1

A letter is delivered to Terrance saying that his daughter is being held captive in Iran. Phillip had no idea that Terrance even had a daughter.
04/01/1998
01:05

Smelly Iranian Captors
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip grab Sally with no trouble. When they get back to Canada, it seems that Saddam Hussein has taken over.
04/01/1998
00:59

I'm Doing Celine Dion
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance goes over to Celine Dion's house to propose to her. When he gets there, he finds out that she is pregnant with Ugly Bob's child.
04/01/1998
01:09

Hey Scott Guess What
South ParkS2 E1

Scott questions Saddam on his Canadian takeover. Then he discovers that Terrance and Phillip are still in town.
04/01/1998
01:10

Only Hope
South ParkS2 E1

Scott tells Terrance and Phillip that they are responsible for Saddam's takeover. He gives them a bomb to stop Saddam at the football game. They agree to do it, and fart.
04/01/1998
01:33

A Secret Revealed
South ParkS2 E2

Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
04/22/1998
00:36

The Sleepover
South ParkS2 E10

Kenny keeps sneezing on the boys. They go to bed and try to get the night over with as soon as possible.
08/26/1998
01:00

Chickenpox Guilt
South ParkS2 E10

Stan's parents are feeling guilty about purposefully giving Stan the chickenpox that put him in the hospital.
08/26/1998
01:12

Calamine Bath
South ParkS2 E10

Not even Terrance and Phillip can distract Cartman from the ceaseless itching of chickenpox.
08/26/1998
00:50

Herpes Questions
South ParkS2 E10

When the boys ask Chef what to do if they want to give someone herpes, he directs them to Old Frida on Main Street, who has a mouth full of them.
08/26/1998
00:24

Lame
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman watches his Cheesy Poofs commercial air on "Terrance and Phillip." His portrayal is less than ideal, but he doesn't seem to mind.
09/02/1998
01:54

The "C" Word
South ParkS2 E12

Stan's dad tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse. Then he calls his wife the "C" word.
09/23/1998
01:53

Jennifer Love Hewitt
South ParkS2 E13

At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
09/30/1998
01:10

Cartman's Dream
South ParkS2 E13

Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
09/30/1998
00:35

Opposites
South ParkS2 E15

Cartman and Evil Cartman look through the phonebook for the pet store.
10/28/1998
00:42

Evil Cartman
South ParkS2 E15

Evil Kyle and Evil Stan come looking for Evil Cartman. The real Cartman looks for his parallel self in hopes of finally getting rid of him.
10/28/1998