Season 2 E 13 • 09/30/1998

Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.

Tags:Officer Barbrady Terrance and Phillip Uncle Jimbo Stan Death Kyle Mayor McDaniels Ming-lee animals Leonardo DiCaprio Cartman

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01:29

South ParkS1 E6

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.

09/17/1997

01:02

South ParkS1 E6

The boys go back to Stan's house and Grandpa tries making Cartman mad enough to kill him. They decide Stan should ask the Lord for guidance.

09/17/1997

00:54

South ParkS1 E6

Grandpa is about to die, but Death shows up and goes after the boys instead.

09/17/1997

01:15

South ParkS1 E6

Protesters continue to fling themselves against Cartoon Central's HQ. Stan's parents are too busy protecting him from TV, they can't help him escape Death.

09/17/1997

00:48

South ParkS1 E6

Death stops chasing the boys to catch a bit of "Terrance and Phillip." He and the boys laugh at the show together.

09/17/1997

01:39

South ParkS1 E6

Death gets so mad about "Terrance and Phillip" that he kills Kenny. Grandpa's grandpa appears as a ghost and tells him to let nature run its course.

09/17/1997

01:51

South ParkS1 E7

Wendy wins best costume in the costume contest and Stan is awarded worst costume. Meanwhile, zombie Clyde begins his rampage with Bebe.

10/29/1997

00:29

South ParkS1 E7

The morticians see a doctor because they're bodies are reacting to zombie Kenny's bites. They are diagnosed with pinkeye.

10/29/1997

01:04

South ParkS1 E7

The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.

10/29/1997

01:07

South ParkS2 E7

The Boys remember being chased by death. Then kenny is grabbed by the monster

06/17/1998

01:10

South ParkS2 E13

Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.

09/30/1998

00:47

South ParkS2 E15

Barbrady questions Sharon Marsh about the people who have died. As he's leaving, she hits him and ties him up in the basement, where he loses his pants.

10/28/1998

00:52

South ParkS2 E15

Randy Marsh stumbles upon Officer Barbrady in the basement. He asks his wife for an explanation, but she avoids it.

10/28/1998

01:11

South ParkS3 E10

The boys dig up Kyle's dead grandmother, hoping she can scare the fifth graders.

10/27/1999

01:23

South ParkS3 E10

The cemetery watchmen tell Kyle's Mom that her mother has been dug up. They describe several possible ways the body could be defiled.

10/27/1999

01:36

South ParkS4 E10

Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.

07/26/2000

01:14

South ParkS4 E10

Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."

07/26/2000

01:16

South ParkS4 E13

Cartman's got a case of writer's block, and Geoffrey Maynard tries to help by depriving him of his senses like Helen Keller. Cartman sees very bad things, but nothing new.

11/22/2000

02:44

South ParkS5 E13

The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.

12/05/2001

01:39

South ParkS5 E13

Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.

12/05/2001

01:34

South ParkS6 E8

Seeing that the only way to fix the Catholic Church is to amend the Holy Document of Vatican Law, Priest Maxi dares to attempt its recovery.

07/03/2002

01:37

South ParkS6 E12

The boys' parents break down and tell them that Kenny isn't up in heaven, he's been burned to ash and put in an urn. They are all horrified to discover that Cartman drank the ashes with some milk.

11/06/2002

00:56

South ParkS6 E12

Kenny's grieving parents show Stan, Kyle and Cartman the urn holding Kenny's remains.

11/06/2002

01:25

South ParkS6 E12

The boys break into Kenny's house to steal his urn, but are shocked to find that it is full of a powdery substance. Stan and Kyle leave defeated, Cartman adds milk and drinks.

11/06/2002

01:59

South ParkS7 E10

An elderly driver mows down more people at a memorial service for nine citizens who were mowed down by another elderly driver at a farmer's market.

11/05/2003

01:27

South ParkS7 E11

Butters does his best to rebuild society at the dump. Butters enlists a garbage lady's help in repopulating the species, she reveals to him the harsh truth.

11/12/2003

01:21

South ParkS8 E4

Butters went through a lot of therapy to forget the painful memories of his final tap dance, in which eight people died.

04/07/2004

01:44

South ParkS8 E14

Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.

12/15/2004

02:18

South ParkS9 E4

Kenny prepares for battle as Satan's army advances. Unfortunately, doctors revive Kenny out of Heaven before he can save it.

03/30/2005

01:40

South ParkS9 E4

As the last page of Kenny's will is read, Stan and Kyle realize that maybe it is best to let him go in peace.

03/30/2005

01:37

South ParkS9 E9

Mr. Stotch digs up Butters' remains. At the slumber party, the girls apologize for calling Marjorine ugly and flat and offer to give her a makeover.

10/26/2005

00:45

South ParkS9 E13

The boys return home and imagine what Willzyx is doing on the moon right now. The answer is nothing, because it's dead.

11/30/2005

03:49

South ParkS10 E1

Chef meets his gruesome end after the boys free him from the isolation chamber.

03/22/2006

01:56

South ParkS10 E14

Stan's team hopes to win the game for Nelson, but it ends in a tie.

11/15/2006

02:23

South ParkS10 E14

Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.

11/15/2006

01:09

South ParkS10 E14

Nelson's parents beg Stan to talk to their dying son about his cancer.

11/15/2006

01:42

South ParkS10 E14

Stan visits Nelson in the hospital and does his best to answer the five-year-old's tough questions about why he's dying. Stan promises to win that night's game for him.

11/15/2006

01:39

South ParkS11 E3

Travis is saved by a fly that transports him to Angelina Jolie's pubic hair.

03/21/2007

01:19

South ParkS12 E1

Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.

03/12/2008

01:54

South ParkS12 E10

The Peruvian Flute Bands warn of the Furry Death.

10/22/2008