You'd Be Drunk Too
South Park
Season 2 • 10/28/1998

Mrs. McCormick stops by the Marsh house drunk. She wants to know what happened to Kenny, but Sharon Marsh plays dumb.

Watching

01:21

Everybody Hates Stan
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Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
09/10/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
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At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
00:53

President's Statement
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The president of Cartoon Central, John Warsog, addresses the protesters. Diarrhea continues to spread like wildfire.
09/17/1997
01:15

Fearing Death
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Protesters continue to fling themselves against Cartoon Central's HQ. Stan's parents are too busy protecting him from TV, they can't help him escape Death.
09/17/1997
00:54

A Disturbed Little Boy
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The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
02/25/1998
01:28

America's Most Wanted
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"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
04/22/1998
01:51

Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
06/03/1998
01:07

Lifetime Achievement Award
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At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
06/03/1998
01:09

She's Fantastic
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The promoter from the comedy club takes Mrs. Crabtree to Denver talent agent. The agent is smitten by her charm and, almost, by her.
06/17/1998
01:12

Have U Seen Me?
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Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
06/17/1998
02:08

Cartman's Dad: John Elway
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To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father, John Elway.
06/17/1998
02:15

Gods and Clods
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Stan and Cartman catch a bad case of chickenpox, but Kyle manages to avoid it. Kyle's Dad explains that society needs poor people like Kenny's family.
08/26/1998
01:54

Old Frida
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While the Marshes are out looking for Stan, the boys pay Old Frida to give their parents herpes.
08/26/1998
00:45

Shelley Has Chickenpox
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An epidemic of chickenpox is spreading through South Park and lands Shelley in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:54

Sleepover at Kenny's
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The boys' mothers collectively decide that they should intentionally have their children get chickenpox by sleeping over at Kenny's house.
08/26/1998
01:00

Chickenpox Guilt
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Stan's parents are feeling guilty about purposefully giving Stan the chickenpox that put him in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:30

Hospital Homework
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Stan's parents treat themselves to movies and milkshakes while Stan gets stuck with homework in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:41

Stan's Missing
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Stan's missing and if they don't find him soon, chickenpox will make him think he's David Duchovny and he could die.
08/26/1998
01:52

Competing Clubhouse
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Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
09/23/1998
01:38

School Marriage Counselor
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While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
09/23/1998
01:14

A Quick Divorce
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Stan's mom tells him that his father has moved out, and that it's all his fault. Stan meets his new step dad, Roy.
09/23/1998
01:22

Quality Time
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Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
09/23/1998
01:27

Fat Abbot's Advice
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After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
09/23/1998
03:22

Dead Bodies
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Spookyfish starts sending Stan evil messages. As dead bodies start appearing in his room, Mrs. Marsh buries them in the backyard.
10/28/1998
01:33

Parkinson's
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The boys ask Aunt Flo where she got the fish, and decide to investigate. The fish then kills her and Kenny.
10/28/1998
00:54

Aunt Flo
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Stan's Aunt Flo comes to visit and brings gifts. Shelley gets a fancy entertainment system, while Stan gets a spooky fish.
10/28/1998
00:47

You'd Be Drunk Too
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Mrs. McCormick stops by the Marsh house drunk. She wants to know what happened to Kenny, but Sharon Marsh plays dumb.
10/28/1998
00:52

Why Did you Take His Pants Off?
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Randy Marsh stumbles upon Officer Barbrady in the basement. He asks his wife for an explanation, but she avoids it.
10/28/1998
02:28

Manson Sings
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Charlie finally understands what the holidays are all about and knows he deserves to go to prison. Charlie feels so good he sings a song about it.
12/09/1998
00:28

Stan's in Trouble
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Stan's parents can't believe he went to Nebraska without their permission and told everyone they were dead.
12/09/1998
00:41

Stan's Parents Show Up
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Charlie Manson doesn't envy Stan when the crisis he's created is interrupted by Mrs. Marsh, who has arrived in Nebraska and is really pissed.
12/09/1998
02:02

The Nightmare Begins
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Cartman displays his cultural intolerance of Costa Ricans.
04/07/1999
03:10

Dirty Bitch
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The boys break up Chef's wedding and reveal Veronica to be a succubus.
04/21/1999
02:03

Meteor Shower Party
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Stan goes to a party with his parents.
07/21/1999
01:23

Randy's Announcement
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Randy announces what happened in the hot tub.
07/21/1999
01:38

Awkward Randy
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Randy doesn't want to talk to Gerald.
07/21/1999
01:15

Finding the Box
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The Melvins find a box of women's clothing.
07/21/1999
01:18

Hot Tubbing
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The adults take a look at Mr. Mackey's hot tub.
07/21/1999
01:03

Mission Accomplished
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Stan breaks out of the basement.
07/21/1999
01:36

Night of Experimenting
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The ATF thinks the party is a meeting of a suicidal cult.
07/21/1999