Getting Gay with Kids Is Not Dumb
South Park
Season 3 E 1 • 04/07/1999

Mr. Mackey signs the boys up for "Getting Gay with Kids."

Watching

01:49

Dodgeball
South ParkS2 E5

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
06/03/1998
01:22

Extra Credit
South ParkS2 E11

Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
09/02/1998
01:21

Getting Gay with Kids Is Not Dumb
South ParkS3 E1

Mr. Mackey signs the boys up for "Getting Gay with Kids."
04/07/1999
02:32

Starting a Fight
South ParkS3 E5

Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.
06/23/1999
01:48

The Fight Begins
South ParkS3 E5

Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.
06/23/1999
02:10

Mr. Adler Set Free
South ParkS3 E5

Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.
06/23/1999
01:16

Shop Class
South ParkS3 E5

Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.
06/23/1999
01:44

But Red Racer's On
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
06/23/1999
01:06

Parents Are No Help
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.
06/23/1999
01:20

Fight Announcement
South ParkS3 E5

The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.
06/23/1999
01:05

How Do You Fight?
South ParkS3 E5

The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.
06/23/1999
01:44

Sumo Lessons
South ParkS3 E5

Craig can't overpower Cartman's ass.
06/23/1999
00:53

Hospital Fight
South ParkS3 E5

The boys admit to making stuff up to start the fight.
06/23/1999
01:17

Legal Problems
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.
07/07/1999
03:29

Dio
South ParkS3 E12

Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.
11/10/1999
01:27

This is What Happens at Public School
South ParkS3 E12

Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.
11/10/1999
00:36

More Duct Tape
South ParkS3 E12

Mark and his dad face the same fate of being duct taped to the flag pole by bullies.
11/10/1999
02:28

Menstrual Cycle Song
South ParkS3 E16

While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
12/29/1999
01:34

NAMBLA Party
South ParkS4 E5

The boys attend a NAMBLA party.
06/21/2000
01:24

French Farce
South ParkS4 E5

Chaos and farce break out in the hotel hallway.
06/21/2000
01:01

For the Team
South ParkS4 E5

Cartman dupes Butters into having sex with the old men.
06/21/2000
02:27

Third Grade Memories
South ParkS4 E11

The students decide they want to time-travel back to the third grade.
11/08/2000
00:37

R. Kelly Thermos
South ParkS4 E15

Kenny eats his own vomit.
12/06/2000
04:02

Two Cities, One Town
South ParkS4 E16

The town of South Park is divided into two cities.
12/13/2000
00:51

Just Walk Away
South ParkS5 E6

The boys ride up to the girls' fortress and the sides face off.
08/01/2001
01:56

Ben Assfleck
South ParkS5 E9

Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.
11/14/2001
00:53

Grounded Butters
South ParkS5 E9

Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.
11/14/2001
01:50

Power of Milk
South ParkS5 E9

The Milk Company Lady will help the Thompsons find their son.
11/14/2001
00:49

Butters' Face
South ParkS5 E9

Butters gets grounded again.
11/14/2001
01:49

Learn & Focus
South ParkS5 E10

Cartman claims he didn't know there actually were concentration camps during WWII.
11/21/2001
03:15

Tolkien's Prayers Answered
South ParkS5 E11

Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
11/28/2001
00:58

Thinking of Bennigan's
South ParkS5 E13

Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.
12/12/2001
02:00

The Field Narrows
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002
01:51

Let the Games Begin
South ParkS6 E6

The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.
04/10/2002
01:32

Elimination Round
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.
04/10/2002
01:13

The Liberal Media
South ParkS6 E6

Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.
04/10/2002
01:55

When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...
South ParkS6 E13

Tolkien has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
11/13/2002
02:04

You Shall Not Paaaaaa
South ParkS6 E13

The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.
11/13/2002
01:22

Paladin w/ A High Constitution
South ParkS6 E13

Token agrees to watch the porn to see whether he falls under its spell.
11/13/2002
01:34

Talonguard The Black
South ParkS6 E13

Token is out. The Boys goes to the Two Towers video store to return the "One Movie."
11/13/2002