Stations of the Cross
South Park
Season 3 E 2 • 04/14/1999

Randy finds the reason for the combustions.

Watching

01:56

Non-offensive Christmas Icon
South ParkS1

The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
12/17/1997
01:57

Satan Chooses Jesus
South ParkS1

Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
02/04/1998
01:24

Forsaken and Trainin'
South ParkS1

With only one person supporting him, Jesus feels betrayed by the people of South Park, who have all changed their bets in favor of Satan.
02/04/1998
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South ParkS1

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
00:49

Major Breakthrough
South ParkS2

The boys arrive too late to stop the Chickenfucker, but not too late for Officer Barbrady to finally read.
05/20/1998
00:59

Ike's Funeral
South ParkS2 E4

At Ike's pseudo-funeral, Kyle learns that he was adopted. Kyle tells his parents the truth.
05/27/1998
01:36

You're All A Bunch of Freaks
South ParkS2

South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
06/03/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
02:14

Kenny's Funeral
South ParkS3 E2

The boys are chosen to perform the Stations of the Cross.
04/14/1999
01:27

Stations of the Cross
South ParkS3 E2

Randy finds the reason for the combustions.
04/14/1999
01:21

Cartman Crucified
South ParkS3 E2

Stan and Kyle leave Cartman on the cross.
04/14/1999
03:10

Dirty Bitch
South ParkS3 E3

The boys break up Chef's wedding and reveal Veronica to be a succubus.
04/21/1999
02:26

The Boys Get Scared
South ParkS3 E10

The fifth graders give the boys a hard time.
10/27/1999
01:48

Meeting Korn
South ParkS3 E10

The boys meet Korn and hide Grandma at the docks.
10/27/1999
01:24

Pirate Ghosts!
South ParkS3 E10

The pirate ghosts show up and terrorize South Park.
10/27/1999
02:07

Mystery Solved
South ParkS3 E10

Priest Maxi is responsible for the pirate ghosts.
10/27/1999
01:45

Town Concerned
South ParkS3 E11

The parents speak out against Chinpoko Mon Camp.
11/03/1999
01:48

New Year's Eve
South ParkS3 E16

After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
12/29/1999
02:56

God Shows Himself
South ParkS3 E16

God shows himself to the residents of South Park.
12/29/1999
02:59

Luau in Hell
South ParkS4 E9

It's Luau Sunday in Hell.
07/19/2000
02:18

Saddam's Back in Hell
South ParkS4 E9

Saddam wants Satan back.
07/19/2000
02:09

Angry Hand of God
South ParkS4 E9

Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.
07/19/2000
01:33

Christian Duty
South ParkS4 E9

Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.
07/19/2000
00:50

Temptress From Hell
South ParkS4 E9

Priest Maxi is a sinner and the boys will have to save themselves.
07/19/2000
00:54

Homosexuality Is A Choice
South ParkS5 E2

The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.
06/27/2001
01:32

Inheritance Wagon
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman heads off to spend his million dollars.
07/25/2001
01:49

The Catholic Boat
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.
07/03/2002
01:42

Rampant Misconduct
South ParkS6 E8

With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.
07/03/2002
01:34

An Attempt at Reform
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.
07/03/2002
01:24

Losing Their Religion
South ParkS6 E8

The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.
07/03/2002
01:45

Intergalactic Problem
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.
07/03/2002
01:33

Pitfall Maxi
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi recovers the Holy Document of Vatican Law by going through a time of trials.
07/03/2002
01:36

The Queen Spider
South ParkS6 E8

The Queen Spider refuses to allow the Holy Document of Vatican Law to be amended.
07/03/2002
01:35

Apology to God
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi delivers his finest sermon on the true meaning of Catholicism.
07/03/2002
00:59

Kyle Can't Sleep
South ParkS8 E3

Priest Maxi recommends that Kyle convert to Christianity.
03/31/2004
03:59

Welcome to the Gun Show
South ParkS19

Randy, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy face off at the South Park Gun Show for the final confrontation with Leslie.
12/09/2015