Cruel and Unusual
South Park
Season 1 • 02/18/1998

Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.

Watching

01:12

Cartman on TV
South ParkS1 E8

Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
11/19/1997
01:38

Meet Mrs. Jones
South ParkS1

Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
02/18/1998
01:37

Cruel and Unusual
South ParkS1

Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
02/18/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
01:18

I Am A Little Piggie
South ParkS3 E3

Cartman gets an eye exam
04/21/1999
00:43

Rehearsal
South ParkS3 E17

Yoko Ono is not a good public speaker.
01/12/2000
01:02

Normal Kids Again
South ParkS4 E8

The boys give up their short-lived stardom for a normal life.
07/12/2000
01:41

All Right Boys, Break It Up
South ParkS5 E2

The parents learn the truth about the new scout master.
07/04/2001
00:43

Young, Supple Eight-Year-Old Boy
South ParkS5 E4

Radiohead reads Cartman's fan letter.
07/11/2001
03:59

"Behind the Blow" Pt. 1
South ParkS5 E4

Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.
07/18/2001
01:43

"Behind the Blow" Pt. 2
South ParkS5 E4

Part II of Terrance and Phillip's "Behind the Blow" special.
07/18/2001
01:03

Fleetwood Mac
South ParkS5 E8

Stevie Nicks performs and the boys head home.
11/07/2001
00:53

Check Out His Hot Balls, Too
South ParkS5 E10

Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.
11/21/2001
00:56

IT's Better Than Flying
South ParkS5 E10

IT is sweeping the nation and IT's better than flying.
11/21/2001
00:52

Spreading the Word
South ParkS5 E11

Will Smith gets Snoop Dogg to come to South Park.
11/28/2001
01:30

Old Anorexic Whore
South ParkS5 E12

The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.
12/05/2001
01:08

You love me, don't you?
South ParkS6 E3

Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.
03/20/2002
02:00

Chin-Balls
South ParkS6 E3

The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.
03/20/2002
01:57

Largest Put-Put Golf Course in The World
South ParkS6 E3

Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.
03/20/2002
01:27

Not Kenny
South ParkS6 E3

Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.
03/20/2002
01:36

Out of Control
South ParkS6 E3

Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.
03/20/2002
01:34

I Do What I Want!
South ParkS6 E3

Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.
03/20/2002
03:30

Look For The True Freak Label
South ParkS6 E3

Maury agrees to negotiate with the freaks.
03/20/2002
02:20

Wharf
South ParkS6 E4

The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.
03/27/2002
01:35

Don't Change Raiders
South ParkS6 E9

Cartman initiates plan B.
07/10/2002
02:49

MotivationCorp
South ParkS6 E16

Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.
12/04/2002
01:00

Hackman's Warning
South ParkS7 E2

Gene Hackman tells Christopher Reeve to stop eating fetuses.
03/26/2003
01:51

Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
South ParkS7 E5

BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.
04/16/2003
01:27

Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
South ParkS7 E5

Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.
04/16/2003
00:51

Smoke Stoppers
South ParkS7 E13

Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.
12/03/2003
01:39

Backward Hick State
South ParkS7 E13

Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.
12/03/2003
01:24

Big Tobacco's Help
South ParkS7 E13

Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.
12/03/2003
01:35

Mel Gibson is Crazy
South ParkS8 E3

Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.
03/31/2004
00:55

Mad Max Chase
South ParkS8 E3

Mel Gibson follows Stan and Kenny's bus and demands his $18 back.
03/31/2004
02:46

Everyone Realizes Mel Gibson is Crazy
South ParkS8 E3

Mel Gibson comes to South Park and acts like a lunatic.
03/31/2004
02:50

Meeting Mr. Jefferson
South ParkS8 E6

The boys meet Blanket and his father, Michael Jefferson.
04/21/2004
01:48

Slumber Party
South ParkS8 E6

Mr. Jefferson initiates a slumber party at Stan's house.
04/21/2004
01:19

Ride the Train
South ParkS8 E6

All the children in town come play at Mr. Jefferson's house.
04/21/2004
00:33

Rich Black Guy
South ParkS8 E6

The police find out Mr. Jefferson is a rich black guy.
04/21/2004
01:06

Planting the Evidence
South ParkS8 E6

The police plant evidence in Mr. Jefferson's house.
04/21/2004