Kyle's Hemorrhoid
South Park
Season 5 E 5 • 07/25/2001

Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.

Watching

01:56

Non-offensive Christmas Icon
South ParkS1 E9

The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
12/17/1997
01:33

Dance Damn You!
South ParkS1 E9

The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
12/17/1997
01:19

Acute Fecalphelia
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
12/17/1997
01:15

Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
South ParkS1 E9

Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
12/17/1997
02:18

Dress Rehearsal
South ParkS1 E9

Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
12/17/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
12/17/1997
02:41

In the Ghetto
South ParkS2 E10

The boys aren't enjoying their stay at Kenny's House. He only has ColecoVision to play with, and they have to eat frozen waffles for dinner without any side dishes
08/26/1998
01:32

Jewish for the Day
South ParkS3 E9

Kenny goes to Jewbilee camp with Kyle.
07/28/1999
01:10

Synagogue of Anti-Semites
South ParkS3 E9

The Elders conduct their first meeting.
07/28/1999
01:43

Macaroni Picture of The Last Supper
South ParkS3 E9

Elder Garth doesn't want to pray to Moses at the meteor shower.
07/28/1999
01:18

I Desire Popcorn Necklaces
South ParkS3 E9

Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish.
07/28/1999
01:33

Impuritor
South ParkS3 E9

Elder Garth traps Moses in a conch shell.
07/28/1999
01:03

Use Your Finger Like a Gun
South ParkS4 E8

Fingerbang's first rehearsal.
07/12/2000
02:11

What If We're Wrong
South ParkS4 E9

Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.
07/19/2000
00:58

Poor Timmy
South ParkS4 E9

The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.
07/19/2000
01:30

Crippled with Sin
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.
07/26/2000
01:04

95.2 Rocks KMetal
South ParkS4 E17

The animated film isn't finished yet but the boys try to record what they have.
12/20/2000
01:15

Kyle's Hemorrhoid
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
01:49

Learn & Focus
South ParkS5 E10

Cartman claims he didn't know there actually were concentration camps during WWII.
11/21/2001
01:22

What The Hell Was That?
South ParkS5 E10

Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.
11/21/2001
01:11

Concentration Camp
South ParkS5 E10

Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.
11/21/2001
00:48

Stereotype
South ParkS5 E10

Kyle can't take Kyle anymore.
11/21/2001
01:43

33 Aborted Fetuses
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.
12/05/2001
00:51

Worse Than Child Tracker
South ParkS6 E11

The parents go to school with their children.
07/24/2002
01:35

Reaching the Clouds
South ParkS6 E12

The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.
11/06/2002
00:51

The Joozians
South ParkS7 E1

The boys meet the Network Heads.
03/19/2003
00:58

Kyle's Had Enough
South ParkS7 E8

Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.
10/22/2003
02:41

Serbian Jew Double Bluff
South ParkS7 E13

Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.
12/03/2003
00:52

Cartman Boards In Kyle
South ParkS7 E13

Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.
12/03/2003
00:51

You F@#$ing Jews ruined Christmas AGAIN!
South ParkS7 E15

The boys agree to help Kyle so that they'll get more presents.
12/17/2003
01:22

Show-Offs
South ParkS8 E1

The boys show off their new weapons.
03/17/2004
01:06

Prove Mel Gibson Wrong
South ParkS8 E1

Cartman badgers Kyle for being a cheap Jew.
03/17/2004
01:35

Kyle's Morality
South ParkS8 E2

Kyle confronts Eric about his actions.
03/24/2004
02:24

I've Seen the Passion 34 Times
South ParkS8 E3

Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.
03/31/2004
01:41

Cartman's Rally
South ParkS8 E3

Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.
03/31/2004
00:59

Kyle Can't Sleep
South ParkS8 E3

Priest Maxi recommends that Kyle convert to Christianity.
03/31/2004
01:48

Wendy Not Invited
South ParkS8 E12

Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
12/01/2004
02:45

The Antichrist is Born
South ParkS8 E14

Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.
12/15/2004
00:44

The Perfect Host
South ParkS8 E14

Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.
12/15/2004
02:40

My Scrotum!
South ParkS9 E1

Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.
03/09/2005