Ticket Slave
South Park
Season 5 E 4 • 07/18/2001

The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.

Watching

03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
South ParkS1 E1

Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
02:32

80-Foot Satellite
South ParkS1 E1

A giant satellite emerges from Cartman's ass.
08/13/1997
01:46

Flaming Gas
South ParkS1 E1

Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/13/1997
01:14

Cartman's Missing
South ParkS1 E3

Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.
08/27/1997
00:57

A Very Bad Start
South ParkS1 E4

The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
09/03/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
South ParkS1

The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
09/17/1997
01:15

Fearing Death
South ParkS1

Protesters continue to fling themselves against Cartoon Central's HQ. Stan's parents are too busy protecting him from TV, they can't help him escape Death.
09/17/1997
00:45

New Fart Boy
South ParkS1

Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
02/04/1998
01:47

Help
South ParkS2

Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
04/01/1998
01:20

Head Cancer
South ParkS2

After Terrance gets off the hook, he and Phillip are approached by Scott who vows to one day get him. Then they ride the subway home and fart.
04/01/1998
01:05

Smelly Iranian Captors
South ParkS2

Terrance and Phillip grab Sally with no trouble. When they get back to Canada, it seems that Saddam Hussein has taken over.
04/01/1998
02:00

Matchmaking
South ParkS2

The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
09/23/1998
00:35

Opposites
South ParkS2

Cartman and Evil Cartman look through the phonebook for the pet store.
10/28/1998
01:27

Getting Gay with Kids
South ParkS3 E1

"Getting Gay with Kids" has come to the boys' class to try to get them to get gay.
04/07/1999
02:00

Nobel Prize Awards
South ParkS3 E2

Randy wins the Nobel Prize.
04/14/1999
01:38

Release the Pressure
South ParkS3 E2

Randy reveals the cause of the combustions.
04/14/1999
01:25

Everybody Farts
South ParkS3 E2

Randy Marsh Day is declared.
04/14/1999
01:18

Global Warming
South ParkS3 E2

The farts of South Park have caused the heat wave.
04/14/1999
00:40

Language Barrier
South ParkS3 E11

Mr. Garrison gets angry when his class speaks Japanese.
11/03/1999
01:54

Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My Ass
South ParkS5 E4

Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.
07/18/2001
03:59

"Behind the Blow" Pt. 1
South ParkS5 E4

Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.
07/18/2001
01:32

Ticket Slave
South ParkS5 E4

The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.
07/18/2001
02:07

That's Not Philip
South ParkS5 E4

The boys are disappointed when the real Phillip isn't performing.
07/18/2001
00:58

1st. Bank of Lies
South ParkS5 E4

Kyle misleads Phillip to get him to come to South Park.
07/18/2001
00:44

You're an Asshole & This Is Mostly Your Fault
South ParkS5 E4

Terrance and Phillip make up.
07/18/2001
00:56

Oh God It Was Horrible
South ParkS5 E8

The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.
11/07/2001
01:51

Pulling Aslan's Thorn
South ParkS5 E11

While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
11/28/2001
01:22

Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass
South ParkS6 E4

Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.
03/27/2002
02:02

Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall
South ParkS6 E7

The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."
06/26/2002
02:37

Farting On Kyle
South ParkS7 E1

A Scientist checks out the satellite dish in Cartman's ass.
03/19/2003
02:09

AWESOM-O Farts
South ParkS8 E5

Mr. Scientist saves AWESOM-O from the Army.
04/14/2004
01:22

Famous for 2 Months
South ParkS15 E5

The boys get sucked into Sara McLachlan's melodramatic commercial.
05/12/2011
01:31

It Sounds Like Poo!!
South ParkS15 E7

Randy bumps his first Tween Wave album, while the rest of South Park shares their opinion on the trend.
06/08/2011
01:24

Ms. Steamy Nicks
South ParkS15 E7

Randy performs with a special guest.
06/08/2011