Time to Die
South Park
Season 8 E 13 • 12/08/2004

Cartman is saved just in time.

Watching

00:40

Buying a Gun
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo's gun store.
08/20/1997
00:45

Finding the Truth
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy finds Cartman's essay, then learns of Mr. Garrison's plans.
08/20/1997
01:31

Must Stop Garrison
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
08/20/1997
01:36

Hot Lava
South ParkS1 E3

After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.
08/27/1997
02:23

Rules of Hunting
South ParkS1 E3

The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.
08/27/1997
02:15

It's Coming Right For Us
South ParkS1 E3

Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle Jimbo and Cartman.
08/27/1997
00:43

Blown It's Top
South ParkS1 E3

The volcano erupts, sparing Cartman at Kenny's expense.
08/27/1997
01:17

Lusciously Sorry
South ParkS1 E5

The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
09/10/1997
00:59

Please Let Me Kill Them
South ParkS2 E1

The U.S. military warns Saddam about his takeover. Then Scott shows up and confronts him about the deal.
04/01/1998
01:37

So Many Situations, All of Them So Sticky
South ParkS2 E7

To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
06/17/1998
01:13

That Thing's Funny
South ParkS3 E4

Cartman takes a liking to the mysterious creature.
06/16/1999
01:07

HAND OVER THE CHILDREN, Happy Easter!
South ParkS4 E4

Janet Reno and the military blow up the Marshes' house and make off with the quints.
04/26/2000
00:52

History Lesson
South ParkS4 E7

Jimbo educates the students on the importance of maintaining the flag.
07/05/2000
00:55

Mall Cops
South ParkS4 E8

Cartman gets pepper sprayed by the mall cops.
07/12/2000
00:56

Oh, No Pony, He'll Like That
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.
07/11/2001
01:46

It's a Trap!
South ParkS5 E7

The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.
08/08/2001
00:56

Mass Towelicide
South ParkS5 E7

The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.
08/08/2001
01:12

What's Up Bin Laden
South ParkS5 E8

Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.
11/07/2001
00:26

Buttholes
South ParkS5 E8

The Afghan and American boys argue over who is a butthole.
11/07/2001
01:10

I've Got Stevie Nicks
South ParkS5 E8

The U.S. military saves the goat, who they think is Stevie Nicks, and shoot Osama bin Laden.
11/07/2001
01:33

The Negotiator
South ParkS6 E4

The FBI gets involved with the boys.
03/27/2002
02:10

The Boys Get Guns
South ParkS6 E4

The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.
03/27/2002
02:06

Empire Strikes Back
South ParkS6 E9

The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.
07/10/2002
01:03

Lock & Load We're Going In
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.
12/11/2002
00:51

What A Shithole
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.
12/11/2002
01:00

I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys bust in on the Iraqis torturing Santa.
12/11/2002
01:00

You're A Bad Liar
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus dies to save Santa Claus and the boys.
12/11/2002
01:44

Get To The Sleigh
South ParkS6 E17

Santa bombs Iraq with Christmas spirit.
12/11/2002
01:45

Drive-By Shooting
South ParkS7 E2

Jimmy and Timmy decide to try to end the war between the Bloods and the Crips.
03/26/2003
01:01

Lock-In Standoff
South ParkS7 E2

Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Bloods and Crips in the rec center.
03/26/2003
03:17

Saving the Doll
South ParkS7 E6

After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.
04/23/2003
03:20

Gunfight at the Peppermint Hippo
South ParkS7 E6

The boys manage to bring down the largest crime syndicate in Colorado.
04/23/2003
01:03

The Meth Lab
South ParkS7 E6

The boys go down to the meth lab and neutralize the perps.
04/23/2003
03:13

The Revolution
South ParkS7 E10

The Elderly Attack!
11/05/2003
01:35

Mel Gibson is Crazy
South ParkS8 E3

Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.
03/31/2004
01:38

Puff Daddy Kills PETA
South ParkS8 E8

Puff Daddy shots PETA.
10/27/2004
02:09

Find the Heart
South ParkS8 E9

The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.
11/03/2004
01:00

Dog Suicide
South ParkS8 E12

Paris Hilton's chihuahua kills itself.
12/01/2004
00:46

Time to Die
South ParkS8 E13

Cartman is saved just in time.
12/08/2004
02:45

The Antichrist is Born
South ParkS8 E14

Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.
12/15/2004