Cow Cult
South Park
Season 2 E 13 • 09/30/1998

Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.

Watching

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01:22

Cow Cult
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09/30/1998
01:07

Bad Cows
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When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
09/30/1998
00:22

Mr. Twig Soup
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10/07/1998
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12/13/2000
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03/06/2002
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03/13/2002
01:03

Calling the Police
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03/13/2002
01:06

Timeshare Conspiracy
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The parents listen to another sales pitch, this time at gunpoint.
03/13/2002
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01:37

Electroshock to the Testicles
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01:29

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03/19/2003
01:59

Hit the Showers
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01:14

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Served
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01:15

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12/08/2004
01:53

Mr. God
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12/08/2004
00:46

Time to Die
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Cartman is saved just in time.
12/08/2004
00:58

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03/19/2008
00:24

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Stan tries to console Shelley.
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