Get That Elephant Drunk
South Park
Season 1 E 5 • 09/10/1997

Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.

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02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
South ParkS1 E5

Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
09/10/1997
01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
South ParkS1 E5

Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
09/10/1997
01:03

Get That Elephant Drunk
South ParkS1 E5

Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
09/10/1997
00:48

I Love You Shelley
South ParkS1 E5

Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.
09/10/1997
01:17

Lusciously Sorry
South ParkS1 E5

The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
09/10/1997
01:21

Everybody Hates Stan
South ParkS1 E5

Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
09/10/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1 E6

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
02:09

Jesus and Pals
South ParkS1 E6

Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
09/17/1997
00:45

Shelley Has Chickenpox
South ParkS2 E10

An epidemic of chickenpox is spreading through South Park and lands Shelley in the hospital.
08/26/1998
01:00

Chickenpox Guilt
South ParkS2 E10

Stan's parents are feeling guilty about purposefully giving Stan the chickenpox that put him in the hospital.
08/26/1998
01:08

Planning Revenge
South ParkS2 E10

Kyle rallies up Stan and Cartman to get back at their parents for wanting them to get Chickenpox.
08/26/1998
03:22

Dead Bodies
South ParkS2 E15

Spookyfish starts sending Stan evil messages. As dead bodies start appearing in his room, Mrs. Marsh buries them in the backyard.
10/28/1998
00:54

Aunt Flo
South ParkS2 E15

Stan's Aunt Flo comes to visit and brings gifts. Shelley gets a fancy entertainment system, while Stan gets a spooky fish.
10/28/1998
00:28

Stan's in Trouble
South ParkS2 E16

Stan's parents can't believe he went to Nebraska without their permission and told everyone they were dead.
12/09/1998
02:37

Stupid Turd
South ParkS3 E7

Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
07/14/1999
02:33

Turd Tricks
South ParkS3 E7

Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
07/14/1999
02:20

TURDS!
South ParkS3 E7

Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
07/14/1999
01:56

He's 22
South ParkS3 E7

Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
07/14/1999
01:11

Richard the Turd
South ParkS3 E7

Cartman's night gets worse as Shelley and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.
07/14/1999
01:11

Polaroid
South ParkS3 E7

Cartman snaps a Polaroid of Shelley and Skyler making out so he can show his mom, but Shelley has three more hours to get revenge.
07/14/1999
01:08

Get Your Turd Coat
South ParkS3 E7

Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.
07/14/1999
01:08

Because I'm 12
South ParkS3 E7

Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
07/14/1999
01:03

Cowboy Up
South ParkS3 E7

Shelley's broken up over Skyler. Cartman feels bad and - with the help of Artemis Clyde Frog - offers to help her get him back.
07/14/1999
00:53

Cat Sex
South ParkS3 E7

When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
07/14/1999
01:00

King Turd
South ParkS3 E7

Cartman lures Skyler out of his house with his impression of a naked Selma Hayak on his Speak and Record Bear. Shelley trashes his guitar and leaves him a special message.
07/14/1999
01:23

Catnip
South ParkS3 E7

Cartman and Shelley come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
07/14/1999
01:12

Shut Up, Turds!
South ParkS3 E15

Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
12/01/1999
01:28

The Garmlich Effect
South ParkS4 E8

Chef explains to Cartman that in order to be successful, he's got to get the girls screaming.
07/12/2000
01:04

It Catches On
South ParkS4 E16

The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.
12/13/2000
02:32

Susan Sommers Calf Exerciser
South ParkS6 E4

Stan saves the cows by locking the door.
03/27/2002
04:26

The Russell Crowe Show
South ParkS6 E5

The boys want to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer, but Cartman blows up Stan's TV.
04/03/2002
00:58

Randy Tries it Out
South ParkS6 E8

Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.
07/03/2002
01:35

Apology to God
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi delivers his finest sermon on the true meaning of Catholicism.
07/03/2002
01:09

More Lies
South ParkS6 E16

Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.
12/04/2002
02:36

$10,000, 31 Black
South ParkS7 E7

The citizens of South Park hit a long shot bet, then squander all their money trying to win again.
04/30/2003
02:33

Free Blankets
South ParkS7 E7

The town accepts free blankets covered in SARS.
04/30/2003
01:14

Get Off The Streets!
South ParkS7 E10

Randy warns the town that old people are driving.
11/05/2003
01:19

Randy Gets Fired Up
South ParkS7 E12

Stan's dad needs to put these new religious kooks in their place.
11/19/2003
00:37

Marsh Family Conversion
South ParkS7 E12

Randy Marsh decides the family is converting to Mormonism.
11/19/2003
04:20

Joseph Smith: Part 4
South ParkS7 E12

Stan takes issue with the Joseph Smith story.
11/19/2003