Don't F#$* With Me
South Park
Season 1 E 11 • 02/11/1998

After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.

Watching

01:23

Show and Tell
South ParkS1 E8

Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell.
11/19/1997
00:43

Back To The Poor Country With You
South ParkS1 E8

Principal Victoria tries to explain to the boys why they can't keep Marvin. She makes a call to have him sent back.
11/19/1997
01:49

Not Acting Like A Freak
South ParkS1 E11

After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
02/11/1998
00:44

Don't F#$* With Me
South ParkS1 E11

After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
02/11/1998
01:05

Presents
South ParkS1 E11

The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
02/11/1998
02:04

Nightsticks For Everyone
South ParkS2 E3

With his reading progress slow and his job on the line, Officer Barbrady deputizes the boys to help him catch the poultrygeist.
05/20/1998
01:33

Go Dog Go
South ParkS2 E3

Back in class, Cartman and Officer Barbrady have to give book reports in front of the class, which is tough if you still don't know how to read.
05/20/1998
01:26

Cutbacks at School
South ParkS3 E6

South Park Elementary is bankrupt after Cartman's lawsuit win.
07/07/1999
02:10

15th Annual South Park Spelling Bee Finals
South ParkS3 E12

Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.
11/10/1999
01:19

New Fourth Graders
South ParkS4 E11

The new fourth graders decide to moon their new teacher.
11/08/2000
01:10

The Man Takes His Penis ?
South ParkS5 E6

Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.
08/01/2001
01:03

STD Slides
South ParkS5 E6

Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.
08/01/2001
00:53

Deep Throat
South ParkS5 E6

Mr. Garrison puts a condom on a dildo with his mouth.
08/01/2001
01:02

Afterbirth
South ParkS5 E6

Ms. Choksondik shows the girls "The Miracle of Child Birth."
08/01/2001
01:08

AIDS
South ParkS5 E6

The boys learn that AIDS isn't caused by a lack of condoms, it's caused by women.
08/01/2001
00:30

The Filthy Sanchez
South ParkS5 E6

The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them
08/01/2001
01:50

Class Pictures
South ParkS5 E9

Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.
11/14/2001
01:58

Giant Douches, Me and You!
South ParkS8 E8

The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.
10/27/2004
02:19

A Parody Slant to the Satire
South ParkS8 E8

Kyle and Stan are at odds about which of their mascots is funnier.
10/27/2004
01:08

Pep Rally With PETA
South ParkS8 E8

PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.
10/27/2004
01:09

Mascot Nominations
South ParkS8 E8

South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.
10/27/2004
01:17

Dude, Bail?
South ParkS8 E11

The boys' news show gets incredible ratings.
11/17/2004
01:51

Tigger Yum Yum
South ParkS8 E11

"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.
11/17/2004
01:32

4 Rating
South ParkS8 E11

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.
11/17/2004
02:15

Anonymous Question Box
South ParkS9 E7

Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.
04/20/2005
01:19

Bathroom Retreat
South ParkS9 E7

Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.
04/20/2005
01:08

Jimmy's Nightmare
South ParkS9 E7

Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.
04/20/2005
01:46

Dog the Bounty Hunter
South ParkS10 E10

Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.
10/18/2006
01:34

A Den of Snakes!
South ParkS15 E4

Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.
05/18/2011
01:10

I'm Not The Poor Kid In School
South ParkS15 E14

Cartman and Kenny finally return to South Park Elementary.
11/16/2011
01:43

Will She Sit or Stand?
South ParkS20 E1

The entire town turns out to see who will sit or stand for the National Anthem at the Girl's Volleyball Game.
09/14/2016
00:24

After-Hours
South ParkS20 E2

Scott drops by for another counseling session with Mr. Macky.
09/21/2016
01:33

Could My Child Be a Troll?
South ParkS20 E2

The parents of South Park Elementary attend a meeting about the dangers of internet trolls, and Sheila and Gerald try to understand why any one would troll the internet on the way home.
09/21/2016
01:15

Goodbye Forever
South ParkS20 E2

The kids at school come to terms with what happened to Heidi Turner.
09/21/2016
01:38

Remembering Heidi
South ParkS20 E2

The kids all share, on Twitter, what Heidi meant to them, Meanwhile, the boys have a not so subtle conversation with Cartman about stopping the troll, @SkankHunt42.
09/21/2016
02:03

We Have to Make a Statement
South ParkS20 E2

The girls, of South Park Elementary, make a plan to teach the boys a lesson. Meanwhile the boys try to stop Cartman, who they think is @SkankHunt42.
09/21/2016
01:05

Come With Me
South ParkS20 E3

Heidi and Eric find a way to connect after being disconnected.
09/28/2016
00:43

I Have a Theory
South ParkS20 E3

PC Principal questions Stan, Kyle, Butters and Tolkien about their involvement with Cartman's disappearance from social media.
09/28/2016
01:07

National Anthem Protest Redux
South ParkS20 E4

At the girls' volleyball game, Butters stages a protest during the Natinal Anthem.
10/12/2016
00:44

A PC Pretzel
South ParkS20 E4

The girls complain to PC Principal about the boys' latest stunt.
10/12/2016