I'm Sorry God
South Park
Season 1 E 8 • 11/19/1997

Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.

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00:28

I'm Sorry God
South ParkS1 E8

Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
11/19/1997
02:07

God Damn Stupid-Ass Rainforest!
South ParkS3 E1

Loggers arrive just in time to save the choir.
04/07/1999
01:58

Another Combustion
South ParkS3 E2

A woman in South Park combusts, Randy tries to figure out why.
04/14/1999
01:27

Stations of the Cross
South ParkS3 E2

Randy finds the reason for the combustions.
04/14/1999
01:21

Cartman Crucified
South ParkS3 E2

Stan and Kyle leave Cartman on the cross.
04/14/1999
01:10

Synagogue of Anti-Semites
South ParkS3 E9

The Elders conduct their first meeting.
07/28/1999
01:32

Oh Fwank!
South ParkS3 E9

A Squirt gets kidnapped by a bear.
07/28/1999
03:05

Marklar
South ParkS3 E13

Marvin goes for a ride in a stolen spacecraft.
11/17/1999
00:51

Michael
South ParkS3 E13

Connelly and Sphinx go to Africa.
11/17/1999
01:40

Asking for Advice
South ParkS3 E16

Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
12/29/1999
01:34

Rod Stewart
South ParkS3 E16

Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
12/29/1999
01:19

Saying Their Prayers
South ParkS3 E16

Stan and Jesus write letters to God.
12/29/1999
02:59

Luau in Hell
South ParkS4 E9

It's Luau Sunday in Hell.
07/19/2000
01:33

Jesus is Crackers?
South ParkS4 E9

Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.
07/19/2000
00:58

Poor Timmy
South ParkS4 E9

The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.
07/19/2000
02:09

Angry Hand of God
South ParkS4 E9

Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.
07/19/2000
00:50

Temptress From Hell
South ParkS4 E9

Priest Maxi is a sinner and the boys will have to save themselves.
07/19/2000
00:56

Kids Against Hell
South ParkS4 E9

Cartman decides to lead the people to salvation.
07/19/2000
01:25

Sinners Everlasting Hell
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman and his followers won't go to school.
07/26/2000
01:10

From Beyond the Grave
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.
07/26/2000
00:56

Me and Jesus
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park
07/26/2000
02:01

Another Day Another Dollar
South ParkS4 E10

Jesus sends Cartman to Mexico.
07/26/2000
02:05

The Book of Job
South ParkS5 E5

The Book of Job doesn't change Kyle's mind about God
07/25/2001
01:15

Kyle's Hemorrhoid
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
01:12

What's Up Bin Laden
South ParkS5 E8

Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.
11/07/2001
02:11

False Idols
South ParkS6 E7

The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.
06/26/2002
01:49

The Catholic Boat
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.
07/03/2002
01:42

Rampant Misconduct
South ParkS6 E8

With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.
07/03/2002
01:34

An Attempt at Reform
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.
07/03/2002
01:24

Losing Their Religion
South ParkS6 E8

The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.
07/03/2002
01:45

Intergalactic Problem
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.
07/03/2002
01:33

Pitfall Maxi
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi recovers the Holy Document of Vatican Law by going through a time of trials.
07/03/2002
01:11

Atheists Club Meeting
South ParkS6 E8

The South Park Atheists meet and crap out their mouths.
07/03/2002
01:36

The Queen Spider
South ParkS6 E8

The Queen Spider refuses to allow the Holy Document of Vatican Law to be amended.
07/03/2002
00:51

Reverse Psychology
South ParkS6 E8

Kyle admits to Cartman that he was wrong.
07/03/2002
01:35

Apology to God
South ParkS6 E8

Priest Maxi delivers his finest sermon on the true meaning of Catholicism.
07/03/2002
01:24

First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
South ParkS7 E9

The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.
10/29/2003
01:15

180 Million Fans
South ParkS7 E9

Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
10/29/2003
00:59

Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
South ParkS7 E9

Cartman's new band practices.
10/29/2003
01:22

Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
South ParkS7 E9

Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
10/29/2003