South Park
I'm Sorry God
Season 1 E 8 • 11/19/1997
Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
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00:28
South ParkS1 E8
I'm Sorry God
Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
11/19/1997
02:07
South ParkS3 E1
God Damn Stupid-Ass Rainforest!
Captured by the natives, tied up, and about to be manhandled by some sort of enormous man-creature, Ms. Stevens is at her wit's end.
04/07/1999
01:58
South ParkS3 E2
Another Combustion
Randy develops his hypothesis as another combustion occurs. The boys work on their Stations of the Cross and Cartman is cast as Jesus.
04/14/1999
01:26
South ParkS3 E2
Stations of the Cross
The boys perform the Stations of the Cross in church. Randy figures out the reason for the combustions, and requests a town meeting.
04/14/1999
01:23
South ParkS3 E2
Cartman Crucified
The boys finish up the performance of the Stations and leaving Cartman for dead on the cross so he can get a erection.
04/14/1999
01:10
South ParkS3 E9
Synagogue of Anti-Semites
The Elders have their first meeting and meet Elder Garth of the anti-Semitic synagogue. Ike doesn't want to make macaroni pictures with the Squirts.
07/28/1999
01:32
South ParkS3 E9
Oh Fwank!
The scouts gather to pray to Moses for guidance before the meteor shower. The bear kidnaps one of the Squirts.
07/28/1999
03:05
South ParkS3 E13
Marklar
Sister Hollis does a little mission work in Marvin's village. She reprimands him in Bible class, so he walks out and steals a spacecraft.
11/17/1999
00:52
South ParkS3 E13
Michael
As Marvin's family is being converted in Africa, Connelly and Sphinx arrive to do some interrogating.
11/17/1999
01:40
South ParkS3 E16
Asking for Advice
Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
12/29/1999
01:21
South ParkS3 E16
Saying Their Prayers
Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
12/29/1999
00:54
South ParkS3 E16
Stan's Got Boobs
Jesus asks God to show himself during his New Year's Eve celebration. Stan wakes up with new boobs.
12/29/1999
02:59
South ParkS4 E9
Luau in Hell
Father Maxi speaks about the horrible devices of Hell as Satan has a Luau.
07/19/2000
01:33
South ParkS4 E9
Jesus is Crackers?
Sister Anne has some difficulty explaining to the kids that the cracker they eat during mass is the body of Christ.
07/19/2000
00:58
South ParkS4 E9
Poor Timmy
As the boys try to recall all their sins for confession, they realize that Timmy can't confess since he can only say his name.
07/19/2000
02:09
South ParkS4 E9
Angry Hand of God
When Priest Maxi tries to strangle Cartman during his confession, he thinks it was the angry hand of God.
07/19/2000
00:50
South ParkS4 E9
Temptress From Hell
The kids find the confession box occupied by Priest Maxi and Mrs. Donovan, who are engaged in unnatural acts. The boys will have to save themselves.
07/19/2000
00:56
South ParkS4 E9
Kids Against Hell
Satan contemplates having an affair. Cartman is going to lead the people of South Park to salvation.
07/19/2000
01:26
South ParkS4 E10
Sinners Everlasting Hell
Despite their parents' efforts, the kids won't go to school. Eric has plans to build a new, giant church, complete with a slide.
07/26/2000
01:10
South ParkS4 E10
From Beyond the Grave
Cartman gives a detailed description of Hell, as relayed to him by Kenny, which happens to sound a lot like Mexico.
07/26/2000
00:56
South ParkS4 E10
Me and Jesus
Sister Anne tries to persuade Cartman to stop what he's doing and let the children go back to school.
07/26/2000
02:01
South ParkS4 E10
Another Day Another Dollar
Satan breaks it off with both his lovers. Jesus tells the children God wants them to be in school and sends Cartman to Mexico as punishment.
07/26/2000
02:05
South ParkS5 E6
The Book of Job
Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
07/25/2001
01:15
South ParkS5 E6
Kyle's Hemorrhoid
Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amusement park.
07/25/2001
01:12
South ParkS5 E9
What's Up Bin Laden
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
11/07/2001
02:11
South ParkS6 E7
False Idols
Butters finally loses interest in competing with the Simpsons as the Sea People Destroy themselves.
06/26/2002
01:49
South ParkS6 E8
The Catholic Boat
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
07/03/2002
01:42
South ParkS6 E8
Rampant Misconduct
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
07/03/2002
01:34
South ParkS6 E8
An Attempt at Reform
Priest Maxi resolves to find the Holy Document of Vatican Law so it can be changed to include the allowance of sex with women.
07/03/2002
01:24
South ParkS6 E8
Losing Their Religion
While the counselor subtly questions the kids about Priest Maxi, their parents' decide to become atheists.
07/03/2002
01:45
South ParkS6 E8
Intergalactic Problem
Priest Maxi attends a meeting at the Vatican to try and combat the widespread sexual abuse by priests. He finds that the practice is actually universally accepted.
07/03/2002
01:34
South ParkS6 E8
Pitfall Maxi
Seeing that the only way to fix the Catholic Church is to amend the Holy Document of Vatican Law, Priest Maxi dares to attempt its recovery.
07/03/2002
01:11
South ParkS6 E8
Atheists Club Meeting
The South Park Atheists Club discusses the difficulties of raising kids in a society infused by Christian values. They eat with their asses and crap out their mouths.
07/03/2002
01:36
South ParkS6 E8
The Queen Spider
In a rage, Priest Maxi rips the Holy Document of Vatican Law when the Queen Spider refuses to amend it. This causes the Vatican to collapse.
07/03/2002
00:51
South ParkS6 E8
Reverse Psychology
Kyle bursts Cartman's bubble by admitting that he was wrong. The parents of South Park celebrate the destruction of the Vatican.
07/03/2002
01:34
South ParkS6 E8
Apology to God
Priest Maxi delivers a sermon on why the death of the Church isn't the death of Catholicism.
07/03/2002
01:24
South ParkS7 E9
First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
10/29/2003
01:15
South ParkS7 E9
180 Million Fans
Cartman enlists Butters and Token as the rhythm section for his new band.
10/29/2003
01:00
South ParkS7 E9
Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
10/29/2003
01:22
South ParkS7 E9
Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
Cartman takes Butters and Token to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
10/29/2003