Competing Clubhouse
South Park
Season 2 E 12 • 09/23/1998

Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.

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No Kitty
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08/13/1997
01:00

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
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08/20/1997
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Rules of Hunting
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08/27/1997
00:53

President's Statement
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09/17/1997
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Zombie Attack
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10/29/1997
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Sports Watch
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11/19/1997
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We Found An Ethernopian
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When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
11/19/1997
01:12

Cartman on TV
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Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
11/19/1997
02:21

Son of Satan
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02/04/1998
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Birthday Party
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At the party, Chef decides the fight can wait so he can sample some of Ms. Cartman's "Chili."
02/04/1998
00:28

No More Pie
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Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
02/04/1998
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Eric's Tea Party
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02/25/1998
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Manage Oh Three
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When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
02/25/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
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Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
03:01

Drunken Barn Dance
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Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
02/25/1998
02:02

Bear With Wide Canyon
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Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
02/25/1998
01:16

Who Shot Mephesto?
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Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
04/22/1998
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Kenny's Sacrifice
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Kenny electrocutes himself to restore power to the hospital. The cannibals eat more people, and Cartman's Mom sleeps with Bill Clinton.
04/22/1998
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Hospital Problems
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The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
04/22/1998
01:33

A Secret Revealed
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Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
04/22/1998
01:09

She's Fantastic
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The promoter from the comedy club takes Mrs. Crabtree to Denver talent agent. The agent is smitten by her charm and, almost, by her.
06/17/1998
01:12

Have U Seen Me?
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06/17/1998
02:08

Cartman's Dad: John Elway
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06/17/1998
02:15

Gods and Clods
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Stan and Cartman catch a bad case of chickenpox, but Kyle manages to avoid it. Kyle's Dad explains that society needs poor people like Kenny's family.
08/26/1998
00:54

Sleepover at Kenny's
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The boys' mothers collectively decide that they should intentionally have their children get chickenpox by sleeping over at Kenny's house.
08/26/1998
01:12

Calamine Bath
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Not even Terrance and Phillip can distract Cartman from the ceaseless itching of chickenpox.
08/26/1998
00:27

Free Bread
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09/02/1998
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He Works Hard for the Money
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For Cartman's Cheesy Poofs Talent Show callbacks audition, he sings She Works Hard for the Money
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00:41

Cheesy Poofs Commercial
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Cartman learns the hard way just how unglamorous the industry can be.
09/02/1998
01:52

Competing Clubhouse
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Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
09/23/1998
01:36

Grandma Song
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Cartman and his mother pass the time singing on their six-hour drive to Nebraska. They decide to stop at the mall to see Mr. Hankey.
12/09/1998
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Grandma's House
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After driving nine hours to Nebraska, Cartman can't believe that all he got from grandma was a stupid shirt.
12/09/1998
00:28

Stan's in Trouble
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Stan's parents can't believe he went to Nebraska without their permission and told everyone they were dead.
12/09/1998
01:25

Everybody Farts
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Chef's Parents
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I Am A Little Piggie
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Go Memphis
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France
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