Death by Wiffle Bat
South Park
Season 7 E 3 • 04/02/2003

Cartman tries to kill Kyle with a Wiffle ball bat.

Watching

01:14

Cartman's Missing
South ParkS1 E3

Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.
08/27/1997
01:02

Cartman's New Identity
South ParkS2 E15

The boys get together to do some pumpkin carving, but all they can find is a squash. Cartman leaves to get a knife and comes back as his new identity.
10/28/1998
01:20

Quicksand
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The choir is chased by spear-wielding tribe of natives.
04/07/1999
02:29

Last Two
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Cartman meets the other living Jackovasaur
06/16/1999
01:13

A Walk in The Park
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Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.
07/26/2000
03:59

"Behind the Blow" Pt. 1
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Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.
07/18/2001
00:48

Trite Things Between Your Ass Cheeks
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Terrance and Phillip perform together live after all.
07/18/2001
01:00

Population Growth
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Cartman catches Stan trying to sneak into Cartmanland.
07/25/2001
01:05

There is a God
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Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.
07/25/2001
01:12

What's Up Bin Laden
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Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.
11/07/2001
02:04

Future Hand
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12/04/2002
00:51

What A Shithole
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Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.
12/11/2002
01:01

Lock-In Standoff
South ParkS7 E2

Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Bloods and Crips in the rec center.
03/26/2003
01:27

Death by Wiffle Bat
South ParkS7 E3

Cartman tries to kill Kyle with a Wiffle ball bat.
04/02/2003
01:43

J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
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Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.
04/16/2003
00:54

Joining Forces
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Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.
10/22/2003
01:36

County Fair
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The boys lie to get dangerous weapons.
03/17/2004
00:40

Ninja Alter Egos
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The boys are transformed into Japanese Anime Warriors.
03/17/2004
01:22

Show-Offs
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The boys show off their new weapons.
03/17/2004
00:30

Butters Can't Play
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The boys don't let Butters play with them.
03/17/2004
00:57

Chef's Warning
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Chef warns the boys about weapons.
03/17/2004
01:14

Agent of Wall Mart
South ParkS8 E9

Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.
11/03/2004
01:07

Cartman's Betrayal
South ParkS8 E9

Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.
11/03/2004
01:20

Nipples on Cartman's Ass
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The boys try to use Cartman's ass to fake Stan's Mom's breasts.
11/10/2004
01:36

The Sword of a Thousand Truths
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Seeing the boys' slim chance of victory, the Blizzard board members find them sword that may increase their chances to win the battle, and save the World... Of Warcraft.
10/04/2006
01:22

Perfect Pirate Club
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Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.
04/22/2009
02:03

Now THAT'S A Pirate Ship
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Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.
04/22/2009