Absent Kids Count
South Park
Season 4 E 12 • 11/15/2000

The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.

Watching

02:45

Kick the Baby
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman gets probed by aliens.
08/13/1997
01:17

Alien Abduction
South ParkS1 E1

Ike gets abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
02:10

Moo Moo Moo
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.
08/13/1997
00:42

Repeat After Me
South ParkS1

Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
12/17/1997
00:46

Mecha-Ike!
South ParkS1

The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
02/18/1998
02:16

Drugs Are Bad
South ParkS2 E4

Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
05/27/1998
02:17

Mackey Smokes Pot
South ParkS2 E4

Mr. Mackey smokes some pot from a homeless man. Kyle sneaks Ike on a train headed to Lincoln, Nebraska.
05/27/1998
01:57

Chef's Advice
South ParkS2 E4

Chef lectures the boys on drugs and college, but they're more interested in what's going to happen to Ike at the bris.
05/27/1998
01:05

Must Save Ike
South ParkS2 E4

Kyle's parents confirm what a bris is. Kyle must save his little brother.
05/27/1998
00:44

Ike Doll
South ParkS2 E4

Kyle made an Ike doll out of bones to trick his parents. Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.
05/27/1998
01:02

When Dogs Attack
South ParkS2 E4

Kyle tries to fool his parents with an Ike doll me made. After a dog attack and a gas explosion, Kyle's parents believe Ike is dead.
05/27/1998
01:25

Off to Rehab
South ParkS2 E4

While Kyle is forced to apologize to his Ike, Mr. Mackey and his new bride honeymoon in India until the A-Team takes him to rehab.
05/27/1998
00:49

Photo Album
South ParkS2 E4

As the bris begins, Ike tries to win Kyle over by showing him some family photos.
05/27/1998
02:26

A Sticky Situation
South ParkS2

In an effort to find help, Mrs. Crabtree moves one step closer to date-rape. Back on the bus, the boys remember another time they'd been in danger.
06/17/1998
00:54

Sleepover at Kenny's
South ParkS2

The boys' mothers collectively decide that they should intentionally have their children get chickenpox by sleeping over at Kenny's house.
08/26/1998
01:15

Fart in Moderation
South ParkS3 E2

Randy saves the town with moderation.
04/14/1999
01:23

Saved the Day
South ParkS3 E8

Stan and the Melvins save the party.
07/21/1999
01:47

A Bear
South ParkS3 E9

Kyle and Kenny arrive at Jewbilee.
07/28/1999
03:25

The Conch of Blind Faith
South ParkS3 E9

Kenny sacrifices his life for the Jew Scouts.
07/28/1999
01:32

Jewish for the Day
South ParkS3 E9

Kenny goes to Jewbilee camp with Kyle.
07/28/1999
01:10

Synagogue of Anti-Semites
South ParkS3 E9

The Elders conduct their first meeting.
07/28/1999
01:43

Macaroni Picture of The Last Supper
South ParkS3 E9

Elder Garth doesn't want to pray to Moses at the meteor shower.
07/28/1999
01:08

Son of a Bear
South ParkS3 E9

The bear kidnaps Squirt number three.
07/28/1999
00:37

Welcome to the Party
South ParkS3 E9

The Squirts have been kidnapped for a bear cub birthday party.
07/28/1999
01:19

Down with America?
South ParkS3 E11

Kyle gets a Chinpoko Mon doll.
11/03/1999
03:15

Hanukkah
South ParkS3 E15

Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah.
12/01/1999
01:40

Asking for Advice
South ParkS3 E16

Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
12/29/1999
02:31

Little Bunny Foo Foo
South ParkS4 E8

Wendy makes the boy band.
07/12/2000
02:11

What If We're Wrong
South ParkS4 E9

Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.
07/19/2000
01:33

Christian Duty
South ParkS4 E9

Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.
07/19/2000
03:13

Some Kind of Genius
South ParkS4 E12

Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.
11/15/2000
02:08

Human Friend
South ParkS4 E12

The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.
11/15/2000
01:19

I Pooped My Pants
South ParkS4 E12

Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.
11/15/2000
01:54

Crapper Keeper
South ParkS4 E12

Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.
11/15/2000
01:09

Absent Kids Count
South ParkS4 E12

The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.
11/15/2000
01:21

Very Active In Politics
South ParkS4 E12

Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.
11/15/2000
00:48

A Bulbous Monstrosity
South ParkS4 E12

Rosie's gonna fix this election--her way.
11/15/2000
01:14

The Raging Pussies
South ParkS4 E16

Kyle tries to find a way to get his parents to let him go to a concert.
12/13/2000
00:46

Kyle's Parents Arrested
South ParkS4 E16

The police come for Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski.
12/13/2000
01:04

It Catches On
South ParkS4 E16

The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.
12/13/2000