Military Failure
South Park
Season 5 E 7 • 08/08/2001

With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.

Watching

02:36

Bad Clones
South ParkS5 E7

The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.
08/08/2001
01:59

Finding What's Important
South ParkS5 E7

The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.
08/08/2001
02:00

Funkytown
South ParkS5 E7

The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.
08/08/2001
01:06

Meet Towelie
South ParkS5 E7

Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.
08/08/2001
01:34

Time Flies
South ParkS5 E7

The boys play video games all weekend.
08/08/2001
01:22

A Towel's Ransom
South ParkS5 E7

The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.
08/08/2001
00:43

Towel Call
South ParkS5 E7

The boys find Towelie by talking about water.
08/08/2001
01:46

It's a Trap!
South ParkS5 E7

The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.
08/08/2001
00:27

Towelie Merchandise
South ParkS5 E7

A Towelie merchandise commercial.
08/08/2001
01:09

Riding Towelie
South ParkS5 E7

Towelie gets high to try and remember where the base is.
08/08/2001
00:56

Mass Towelicide
South ParkS5 E7

The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.
08/08/2001
01:49

Tynacorp
South ParkS5 E7

The scientist at Tynacorp tells the boys Towelie's history, and where their Okama Gamesphere is.
08/08/2001
00:38

Military Failure
South ParkS5 E7

With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.
08/08/2001
01:37

Worst Character Ever
South ParkS5 E7

The boys escape and get back to South Park alive.
08/08/2001
00:54

Towelie Ban
South ParkS5 E8

The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
11/07/2001
02:00

The Field Narrows
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002
03:07

Garden Hose of Terror
South ParkS6 E6

While the boys audition the final six at a baseball game, Professor Chaos hijacks the Jumbotron to inform the crowd of his evil plan to flood the world, with a garden hose.
04/10/2002
01:51

Let the Games Begin
South ParkS6 E6

The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.
04/10/2002
01:22

Amusement Park Challenge
South ParkS6 E6

The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.
04/10/2002
01:32

Elimination Round
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.
04/10/2002
00:45

Final Deliberations
South ParkS6 E6

The boys try to make a final choice for who will be their new best friend.
04/10/2002
01:24

Questions Answered
South ParkS6 E6

The show ends with a cliffhanger, that reveals all the answers.
04/10/2002