South Park
Military Failure
Season 5 E 8 • 08/08/2001
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
Tags:TowelietroopsColoradoTynacorpmilitary

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02:36
South ParkS5 E8
Bad Clones
The boys sneak in the military base only to find out that they've been double-crossed by Tynacorp, the people who actually have their Okama Gamesphere.
08/08/2001
01:59
South ParkS5 E8
Finding What's Important
As the complex plot unravels and a violent shootout breaks out behind them, the boys are oblivious as they finally get to play the Okama Gamesphere again.
08/08/2001
02:00
South ParkS5 E8
Funkytown
Towelie plays "Funkytown" on the keypad at the secret government base instead of entering the entrance code.
08/08/2001
01:06
South ParkS5 E8
Meet Towelie
The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
08/08/2001
01:34
South ParkS5 E8
Time Flies
The boys cancel all other plans so that they can play the Okama Gamesphere all weekend long.
08/08/2001
01:22
South ParkS5 E8
A Towel's Ransom
The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
08/08/2001
00:43
South ParkS5 E8
Towel Call
With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
08/08/2001
01:46
South ParkS5 E8
It's a Trap!
The boys take Towelie to the gas station outside of town to exchange him for their Okama Gamesphere. It turns out to be a trap.
08/08/2001
00:28
South ParkS5 E8
Towelie Merchandise
A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.
08/08/2001
01:09
South ParkS5 E8
Riding Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
08/08/2001
00:56
South ParkS5 E8
Mass Towelicide
In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
08/08/2001
01:49
South ParkS5 E8
Tynacorp
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
08/08/2001
00:38
South ParkS5 E8
Military Failure
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
08/08/2001
01:37
South ParkS5 E8
Worst Character Ever
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
08/08/2001
00:54
South ParkS5 E9
Towelie Ban
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
11/07/2001
02:00
South ParkS6 E6
The Field Narrows
With Professor Chaos occupied with preparing for his meeting at the docks, the boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002
03:07
South ParkS6 E6
Garden Hose of Terror
While the boys audition the final six at a baseball game, Professor Chaos hijacks the Jumbotron to inform the crowd of his evil plan to flood the world, with a garden hose.
04/10/2002
01:51
South ParkS6 E6
Let the Games Begin
The boys announce a competition to find Kenny's replacement. Professor Chaos starts his reign of terror.
04/10/2002
01:22
South ParkS6 E6
Amusement Park Challenge
The boys and their friend candidates hit the amusement park, and the confessional booth, to start the competition for Kenny's replacement.
04/10/2002
01:32
South ParkS6 E6
Elimination Round
Professor Chaos continues causing minor inconveniences, as the boys narrow the field by giving out roses to their top ten picks.
04/10/2002
00:45
South ParkS6 E6
Final Deliberations
As the boys attempt to make their final choice for a new best friend, Jimmy just happens to be in the neighborhood with a gift basket.
04/10/2002
01:24
South ParkS6 E6
Questions Answered
The end of show cliffhanger reveals that Tweek will win, Ms. Choksondik will die, and Professor Chaos' new plan will fail.
04/10/2002
02:54
South ParkS10 E5
Towelie Goes on Oprah
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
04/19/2006
02:10
South ParkS10 E5
Oprah Turns on Towelie
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
04/19/2006
03:56
South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Hero
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
04/19/2006
01:38
South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Waiter
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
04/19/2006
02:09
South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Writer
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
04/19/2006
01:41
South ParkS10 E5
High on Larry King Live
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
04/19/2006
01:22
South ParkS10 E5
Getting High Before Oprah
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
04/19/2006
02:00
South ParkS10 E5
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
04/19/2006
01:54
South ParkS14 E7
TOWELYEY
Towelie's habits start to spin out of control.
04/28/2010
01:12
South ParkS14 E7
Lake Tardicaca
Summer camp for the handicapable kids has never been so fun!
04/28/2010
01:09
South ParkS14 E7
Shut Up Mimsyyyy!!
Jimmy's Blue Team prepares for the big competition, while the Red Team hatches a plan of their own.
04/28/2010
01:03
South ParkS14 E7
You're All A Bunch of Towels!
At summer camp, things get even worse for Towelie. And the same goes for his family.
04/28/2010
02:24
South ParkS14 E7
Black Mamba
Nathan schemes up a surefire way for his Red Team to win the canoe races.
04/28/2010
01:03
South ParkS14 E7
I'm Walking on Sunshine
Towelie runs out of money, but still finds a new way to get high.
04/28/2010
02:09
South ParkS14 E7
Towelie's Intervention
The boys all join together for Towelie's intervention.
04/28/2010
01:09
South ParkS14 E7
Washcloth?
During the intervention, Towelie resists the treatment his friends are offering.
04/28/2010
01:54
South ParkS14 E7
King of Cripple Camp
Jimmy reaches out to his rival Nathan, while Towelie finally agrees to get help.
04/28/2010