Jesus is Crackers?
South Park
Season 4 E 9 • 07/19/2000

Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.

Watching

02:24

I'll Use My Credit Card
South ParkS2 E5

With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
06/03/1998
01:49

Dodgeball
South ParkS2 E5

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
06/03/1998
01:22

Extra Credit
South ParkS2 E11

Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
09/02/1998
02:03

Meteor Shower Party
South ParkS3 E8

Stan goes to a party with his parents.
07/21/1999
01:23

Randy's Announcement
South ParkS3 E8

Randy announces what happened in the hot tub.
07/21/1999
01:38

Awkward Randy
South ParkS3 E8

Randy doesn't want to talk to Gerald.
07/21/1999
01:15

Finding the Box
South ParkS3 E8

The Melvins find a box of women's clothing.
07/21/1999
01:18

Hot Tubbing
South ParkS3 E8

The adults take a look at Mr. Mackey's hot tub.
07/21/1999
01:03

Mission Accomplished
South ParkS3 E8

Stan breaks out of the basement.
07/21/1999
01:20

ATF Infiltration
South ParkS3 E8

The ATF sends an agent in to infiltrate the party.
07/21/1999
01:26

News Report
South ParkS3 E8

News 4 reports on the party, saying they're a suicidal cult.
07/21/1999
01:44

Too Drunk to Listen
South ParkS3 E8

The party doesn't realize they're being surrounded.
07/21/1999
00:54

The New Mission
South ParkS3 E8

Stan motivates the Melvins to save the partygoers.
07/21/1999
01:19

Reporter Dougie
South ParkS3 E8

Stan and the Melvins make their own news segment.
07/21/1999
01:10

Sending Butters
South ParkS3 E8

The kids send Butters out to give the reporter the tape they made.
07/21/1999
01:23

Saved the Day
South ParkS3 E8

Stan and the Melvins save the party.
07/21/1999
03:29

Dio
South ParkS3 E12

Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.
11/10/1999
01:27

This is What Happens at Public School
South ParkS3 E12

Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.
11/10/1999
00:36

More Duct Tape
South ParkS3 E12

Mark and his dad face the same fate of being duct taped to the flag pole by bullies.
11/10/1999
01:10

Fighting On
South ParkS3 E14

The Confederates move to take Missouri.
11/24/1999
01:14

Timmy's Pulling Teeth
South ParkS4 E1

The boys try to use Timmy's wheelchair to pull out one of Kenny's teeth.
04/05/2000
01:33

Tooth Fairy Cartman
South ParkS4 E1

Cartman steals Butters' tooth and gets four dollars for it.
04/05/2000
01:51

The Battle of the Sexes
South ParkS4 E2

The boys win the sled race against the girls.
04/12/2000
01:11

Phil Collins Hill
South ParkS4 E2

The girls challenge the boys to a sled race.
04/12/2000
00:38

2nd Fattest Kid
South ParkS4 E2

The boys seek a replacement fat ass for Cartman.
04/12/2000
01:19

Bricks and Groans
South ParkS4 E2

The boys try to use bricks to get their sled to work
04/12/2000
01:34

NAMBLA Party
South ParkS4 E5

The boys attend a NAMBLA party.
06/21/2000
01:24

French Farce
South ParkS4 E5

Chaos and farce break out in the hotel hallway.
06/21/2000
00:34

Not Invited
South ParkS4 E5

Cartman brags to Stan and Kyle about NAMBLA.
06/21/2000
01:01

For the Team
South ParkS4 E5

Cartman dupes Butters into having sex with the old men.
06/21/2000
01:15

Don't Die On Us
South ParkS4 E6

Mrs. Broflovski considers holistic medicine for Kyle.
06/28/2000
00:24

Clyde Likes Tacos
South ParkS4 E6

Only Kenny, Butters, and Timmy will help Stan with his plan to get Kyle a kidney.
06/28/2000
01:44

Kidney Blocker 2000
South ParkS4 E6

Cartman blocks the team from getting his kidney.
06/28/2000
02:18

Debate Teams
South ParkS4 E7

The debate teams are assigned.
07/05/2000
01:12

Planning the March
South ParkS4 E7

Chef tries to organize an anti-flag march.
07/05/2000
02:31

Little Bunny Foo Foo
South ParkS4 E8

Wendy makes the boy band.
07/12/2000
01:33

Jesus is Crackers?
South ParkS4 E9

Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.
07/19/2000
00:58

Poor Timmy
South ParkS4 E9

The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.
07/19/2000
02:04

Must Confess
South ParkS4 E9

If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.
07/19/2000
00:50

Temptress From Hell
South ParkS4 E9

Priest Maxi is a sinner and the boys will have to save themselves.
07/19/2000