Cartman vs. Board of Education
South Park
Season 3 E 6 • 07/07/1999

Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.
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01:00

Hitler Is Cool
South ParkS1

Principal Victoria tries to teach Cartman that Hitler is bad but Cartman finds him cool. She then tries to make him a ghost costume, but he ends up dressed as a Klansman.
10/29/1997
00:43

Back To The Poor Country With You
South ParkS1 E8

Principal Victoria tries to explain to the boys why they can't keep Marvin. She makes a call to have him sent back.
11/19/1997
02:03

Hot For Teacher
South ParkS1 E11

The class gets a substitute teacher.
02/11/1998
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
02/11/1998
02:04

Black Leather
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
00:49

Mr. Mackey Gets Fired
South ParkS2 E4

When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no choice but to let him go.
05/27/1998
01:25

Off to Rehab
South ParkS2 E4

While Kyle is forced to apologize to his Ike, Mr. Mackey and his new bride honeymoon in India until the A-Team takes him to rehab.
05/27/1998
01:51

You Frenchy Little Frog
South ParkS2 E5

While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
06/03/1998
02:30

Dodgeball State Final
South ParkS2 E5

Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
06/03/1998
00:58

Dinner Party
South ParkS2 E5

The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
06/03/1998
01:10

"Laser Loggins"
South ParkS2 E11

Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
09/23/1998
01:53

Cartman vs. Board of Education
South ParkS3 E6

Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.
07/07/1999
01:17

Legal Problems
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.
07/07/1999
03:29

Dio
South ParkS3 E12

Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.
11/10/1999
00:43

Mr. Mackey's Theory
South ParkS4 E3

Timmy goes to the principal's office.
04/19/2000
00:56

Timmy's Diagnosis
South ParkS4 E3

Timmy is diagnosed with ADD.
04/19/2000
01:05

Little Child Molestation Thing
South ParkS4 E6

The school board asks Mr. Garrison to take a brief hiatus from teaching.
06/28/2000
01:12

Planning the March
South ParkS4 E7

Chef tries to organize an anti-flag march.
07/05/2000
01:25

Sinners Everlasting Hell
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman and his followers won't go to school.
07/26/2000
02:40

Garrison is Gay
South ParkS4 E11

Mr. Garrison admits he's gay.
11/08/2000
01:13

Asking for Garrison
South ParkS4 E11

Ms. Choksondik asks to speak to Mr. Garrison.
11/08/2000
01:21

Where's Mr. Garrison?
South ParkS4 E11

Ms. Chosondik learns the story of Mr. Garrison.
11/08/2000
02:30

The Play Begins
South ParkS4 E13

Gobbles survives near death yet again and Timmy figures out that LaMonde is a liar.
11/22/2000
02:29

Revenge is Sweet
South ParkS4 E13

Timmy and Gobbles are reunited.
11/22/2000
00:45

The Denver Shelter Aquarium
South ParkS4 E15

The boys' manatees were not intended for dissection after all.
12/06/2000
00:56

The Skinny Eric Cartman
South ParkS4 E15

Cartman's back, and he's trimmer than ever.
12/06/2000
01:49

"Prostitute"
South ParkS4 E15

Chef gets caught singing to the children about prostitutes.
12/06/2000
01:04

It Catches On
South ParkS4 E16

The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.
12/13/2000
01:53

Shit Happens
South ParkS5 E1

The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.
06/20/2001
00:49

Shit Cloud
South ParkS5 E1

Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.
06/20/2001
01:32

Inheritance Wagon
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman heads off to spend his million dollars.
07/25/2001
01:01

Sex Education
South ParkS5 E6

The parents of South Park demand sex education for their kids.
08/01/2001
00:43

No Choice
South ParkS5 E6

Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.
08/01/2001
00:36

Boys Keep Out
South ParkS5 E6

The boys blow up the girls' fortress.
08/01/2001
01:22

4 Days Later
South ParkS5 E9

The kids get their school photos back
11/14/2001
01:38

Kenny's Sick
South ParkS5 E12

Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.
12/05/2001
02:03

Devitzen's Tolerance Camp
South ParkS6 E14

Chef and the boys are sent to tolerance camp.
11/20/2002
01:24

Garrison's Back
South ParkS6 E14

Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.
11/20/2002
00:53

The Gerbil King
South ParkS6 E14

Lemmiwinks finally escapes from Mr. Slave.
11/20/2002