Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
South Park
Season 1 E 9 • 12/17/1997

Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.

Watching

01:56

Non-offensive Christmas Icon
South ParkS1 E9

The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
12/17/1997
00:42

Repeat After Me
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
12/17/1997
01:08

Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
12/17/1997
00:34

We'll Show Them
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
12/17/1997
01:33

Dance Damn You!
South ParkS1 E9

The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
12/17/1997
01:31

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
12/17/1997
01:19

Acute Fecalphelia
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
12/17/1997
00:55

Offensively Non-Offensive
South ParkS1 E9

The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
12/17/1997
01:15

Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
South ParkS1 E9

Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
12/17/1997
02:18

Dress Rehearsal
South ParkS1 E9

Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
12/17/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
12/17/1997
01:32

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
12/17/1997
00:44

Mr. Hankey Construction Set
South ParkS1 E9

A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
12/17/1997
00:51

Chocolate Salty Balls
South ParkS2 E9

Chef develops a new dessert treat for the film festival crowd, while Mr. Hankey beckons from below.
08/19/1998
01:44

Sewer
South ParkS2 E9

The boys go into the sewer to find Mr. Hankey and encounter unexpected company.
08/19/1998
01:30

A Crime Fighting Rabbit
South ParkS2 E9

When Kyle makes a plea to save Mr. Hankey to a crowd of theater-goers, he doesn't get anywhere. But he does get offered several million dollars.
08/19/1998
00:50

Mr. Hankey Plays the Organ
South ParkS2 E9

Kyle goes back to the sewer to give Mr. Hankey the bad news and finds his pooey friend playing the organ.
08/19/1998
00:55

"Me & Mr. Hankey"
South ParkS2 E9

Somehow, Mr. Hankey's story has already been made into a feature film.
08/19/1998
04:09

Mr. Poo
South ParkS2 E9

With Hollywood tightening its stranglehold, only a resuscitated Mr. Hankey can save South Park by covering it in shit.
08/19/1998
02:35

A Dried Out Lump of Shit
South ParkS2 E9

The mayor can't save the city, Cartman loses the profits from "Mr. Hankey & Me," and Kyle misses a friend.
08/19/1998
01:13

Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding
South ParkS2 E9

The final film of the South Park Film Festival is about gay cowboys. Meanwhile, a cure for Mr. Hankey's illness comes from an unlikely source.
08/19/1998
01:00

No Elvin, Bad Elvin
South ParkS2 E16

Charlie Manson takes Kenny to a secluded part of the mall. Cartman uses a stick to try to stop Elvin from crying about his fudgesicle.
12/09/1998
02:00

Car Chase
South ParkS2 E16

The police discover Charlie Manson at the mall when they are called in to control the riot. He and the boys make a run for it.
12/09/1998
01:36

Grandma Song
South ParkS2 E16

Cartman and his mother pass the time singing on their six-hour drive to Nebraska. They decide to stop at the mall to see Mr. Hankey.
12/09/1998
01:24

Special Report
South ParkS2 E16

Uncle Stinky puts his foot down when Cartman asks if someone will drive him and his friends to see Mr. Hankey at the mall. A news bulletin announces Charlie's escape.
12/09/1998
01:04

Off to the Mall
South ParkS2 E16

Grandma pays Cartman ten bucks to look after Cousin Elvin. Charlie Manson hotwires grandpa's car and takes the kids to the mall.
12/09/1998
03:15

Hanukkah
South ParkS3 E15

Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah.
12/01/1999
03:24

Hitler Sings
South ParkS3 E15

Satan and the gang sing about Christmas in Hell.
12/01/1999
01:59

A Present From Deep Inside of You
South ParkS3 E15

An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
12/01/1999
02:08

Christmas Tree & Pie
South ParkS3 E15

Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
12/01/1999
02:19

Merry F&*#ing Christmas
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.
12/01/1999
03:37

Santa and Jesus
South ParkS3 E15

Santa and Jesus do a number together.
12/01/1999
02:06

Time To Go Mr. Hankey
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Hankey and friends do one more.
12/01/1999
02:20

Little Nuggets
South ParkS4 E17

The boys meet Mr. Hankey's little nuggets.
12/20/2000
02:56

The Circle of Poo
South ParkS4 E17

Mr. Hankey teaches his nugget that he's not just a part of Christmas; he's a part of everything.
12/20/2000
03:03

Spirit of Commercialism
South ParkS4 E17

The animated Christmas special brings back holiday cheer and the spirit of buying lots of stuff.
12/20/2000
01:48

No Mr. Hankey on Christmas
South ParkS4 E17

Kyle waits up to welcome Mr. Hankey but he doesn't come.
12/20/2000
00:41

Don't Throw That Vase!
South ParkS4 E17

Mr. Hankey promises to help Kyle with his animated Christmas card.
12/20/2000
01:04

Silicorn
South ParkS4 E17

Mr. Hankey's got a big job in front of him trying to clean up the drive-in and keep his wife from getting nekkid.
12/20/2000
01:36

I Used To Believe in Miracles
South ParkS4 E17

The town's Christmas spirit sinks to new lows when the boys' animated film gets burned up by the projector.
12/20/2000