Caring Sells
South Park
Season 3 E 1 • 04/07/1999

"Getting Gay with Kids" performs with revised lyrics at the concert.

Watching

03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
South ParkS1 E1

Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/13/1997
01:45

Serenading Kathie Lee
South ParkS1 E2

Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:32

Painful Memories
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:08

94 Pound Beefcake
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.
08/20/1997
01:00

Backup Plan
South ParkS1 E4

Jimbo loses faith in Stan's football skills.
09/03/1997
00:49

Love the Football
South ParkS1 E4

While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
09/03/1997
00:45

High F Bomb
South ParkS1 E4

Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
09/03/1997
01:33

Big Gay Boat Ride
South ParkS1 E4

Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
09/03/1997
00:37

Plans Foiled
South ParkS1 E4

During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
09/03/1997
00:49

Al's Work is Done
South ParkS1 E4

Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
09/03/1997
01:46

Love Gravy
South ParkS1 E5

Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
09/10/1997
01:31

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
12/17/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
12/17/1997
02:48

Fa La La Your La
South ParkS1 E9

South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
12/17/1997
00:58

Gonna Need More Smack
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
02/11/1998
03:05

Manage Oh Three
South ParkS1 E13

When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
02/25/1998
02:02

Bear With Wide Canyon
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
02/25/1998
01:29

Futch Ya
South ParkS2 E8

The boys call Chef for help with the snake, but he's in Aruba with the ladies, and has no intention of coming back.
06/24/1998
00:51

Chocolate Salty Balls
South ParkS2 E9

Chef develops a new dessert treat for the film festival crowd, while Mr. Hankey beckons from below.
08/19/1998
01:54

Old Frida
South ParkS2 E10

While the Marshes are out looking for Stan, the boys pay Old Frida to give their parents herpes.
08/26/1998
01:15

He Works Hard for the Money
South ParkS2 E11

For Cartman's Cheesy Poofs Talent Show callbacks audition, he sings She Works Hard for the Money
09/02/1998
00:32

Cartman's Audition
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
09/02/1998
01:02

Cartman's New Identity
South ParkS2 E15

The boys get together to do some pumpkin carving, but all they can find is a squash. Cartman leaves to get a knife and comes back as his new identity.
10/28/1998
02:28

Manson Sings
South ParkS2 E16

Charlie finally understands what the holidays are all about and knows he deserves to go to prison. Charlie feels so good he sings a song about it.
12/09/1998
01:36

Grandma Song
South ParkS2 E16

Cartman and his mother pass the time singing on their six-hour drive to Nebraska. They decide to stop at the mall to see Mr. Hankey.
12/09/1998
00:57

Caring Sells
South ParkS3 E1

"Getting Gay with Kids" performs with revised lyrics at the concert.
04/07/1999
01:41

Favorite Poems
South ParkS3 E3

The boys meet Chef's new girlfriend, Veronica.
04/21/1999
01:06

A Dude Moment
South ParkS3 E3

Chef tells the boys he's engaged to Veronica.
04/21/1999
03:10

Dirty Bitch
South ParkS3 E3

The boys break up Chef's wedding and reveal Veronica to be a succubus.
04/21/1999
01:03

Thinking With Your Dong
South ParkS3 E3

Chef sings about the virtues of departed love
04/21/1999
01:46

Poo In The Wilderness
South ParkS3 E4

The boys spot an unidentified being.
06/16/1999
02:26

Sexual Harassment Law
South ParkS3 E6

Sexual Harassment Panda teaches the class about sexual harassment.
07/07/1999
01:08

Korn Performs
South ParkS3 E10

Korn teaches South Park a lesson.
10/27/1999
02:12

Soaring So High Above The World
South ParkS3 E13

The missionary spaceship goes after Marvin's family.
11/17/1999
01:16

Welcome to The Fine Planet of Australia
South ParkS3 E13

Australians think Marvin is an alien.
11/17/1999
01:12

Shut Up, Turds!
South ParkS3 E15

Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
12/01/1999
01:05

Mackey of the Bells
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Mackey sings "Carol of the Bells."
12/01/1999
01:59

A Present From Deep Inside of You
South ParkS3 E15

An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
12/01/1999
02:08

Christmas Tree & Pie
South ParkS3 E15

Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
12/01/1999