Future Telling Device
South Park
Season 9 E 9 • 10/26/2005

The boys learn of future telling device possessed by the girls.

Watching

01:48

Garrison is Dismissed
South ParkS1 E2

The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:51

Celebrity Judge: Tina Yothers
South ParkS1

Wendy wins best costume in the costume contest and Stan is awarded worst costume. Meanwhile, zombie Clyde begins his rampage with Bebe.
10/29/1997
00:45

New Fart Boy
South ParkS1

Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
02/04/1998
01:49

Not Acting Like A Freak
South ParkS1 E11

After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
02/11/1998
02:01

No Substitute For You
South ParkS1 E11

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
02/11/1998
02:04

Black Leather
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
01:14

Into the Sun
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
02/11/1998
01:49

Dodgeball
South ParkS2

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
06/03/1998
02:30

Dodgeball State Final
South ParkS2

Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
06/03/1998
01:04

Not Waiting to Die
South ParkS2

A kid in a red uniform doesn't want to die on the bus like the rest of them, so he gets off and is eaten by a monster.
06/17/1998
00:53

Behind the Scenes
South ParkS2

Officer Barbrady accompanies Stan and Kyle to the plane-arium and shows them firsthand exactly how easy it is to be a criminal in South Park.
09/02/1998
02:00

Matchmaking
South ParkS2

The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
09/23/1998
01:49

Passing Notes
South ParkS2

Stan gets caught passing a note from Bebe to Kyle. The note confesses Bebe's desire to wear Kyle's ass as a hat.
09/23/1998
00:40

Hammer Without Nails
South ParkS2

While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
09/23/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
South ParkS2

Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
09/23/1998
01:24

Failing Home Ec.
South ParkS3 E5

Kenny's failing Home Ec, but he's terrified of Shop class.
06/23/1999
01:44

1-555-SUE-THEM
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.
07/07/1999
03:34

Relieving Tension
South ParkS4 E7

Jimbo and Chef agree to compromise on the flag.
07/05/2000
01:12

Planning the March
South ParkS4 E7

Chef tries to organize an anti-flag march.
07/05/2000
02:01

Another Day Another Dollar
South ParkS4 E10

Jesus sends Cartman to Mexico.
07/26/2000
01:38

Revamping the Play
South ParkS4 E13

Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.
11/22/2000
01:31

Accidental Death
South ParkS4 E13

The kindergarteners have special effects.
11/22/2000
00:37

R. Kelly Thermos
South ParkS4 E15

Kenny eats his own vomit.
12/06/2000
01:00

Population Growth
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman catches Stan trying to sneak into Cartmanland.
07/25/2001
01:03

STD Slides
South ParkS5 E6

Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.
08/01/2001
01:13

We Don't Want Your Aids
South ParkS5 E6

The girls are scared of the boys because of sexual education class.
08/01/2001
00:51

Just Walk Away
South ParkS5 E6

The boys ride up to the girls' fortress and the sides face off.
08/01/2001
01:50

Class Pictures
South ParkS5 E9

Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.
11/14/2001
01:37

Wendy Breaks Up
South ParkS7 E14

Wendy breaks up with Stan.
12/10/2003
01:11

Shock the Monkey
South ParkS7 E14

Bebe advises Stan to show Wendy he loves her by standing outside her house blasting Peter Gabriel from a boom box. Stan finds Wendy has moved on with Tolkien.
12/10/2003
01:08

Pep Rally With PETA
South ParkS8 E8

PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.
10/27/2004
01:49

Stupid Spoiled Whore Store
South ParkS8 E12

The girls in South Park can't wait to shop at the Stupid Spoiled Whore Store so they can be just like their Paris.
12/01/2004
01:48

Wendy Not Invited
South ParkS8 E12

Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
12/01/2004
00:53

Party Crasher
South ParkS8 E12

Even in cool clothes, Cartman can't get into the Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
12/01/2004
03:15

The Whore Off
South ParkS8 E12

Mr. Slave wins the whore off by putting Paris Hilton up his ass.
12/01/2004
02:06

Future Telling Device
South ParkS9 E9

The boys learn of future telling device possessed by the girls.
10/26/2005
02:33

Dead Babies & Love Lost Long Ago
South ParkS9 E10

Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.
11/02/2005
01:18

2 Reckless Little Boys
South ParkS9 E10

Mrs. Garrison switches the egg-parent pairings.
11/02/2005
00:55

Freak Egg With 2 Daddies!
South ParkS9 E10

Mrs. Garrison screams at an egg.
11/02/2005
01:16

I'm a Monkey
South ParkS10 E12

Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins butt heads over evolution.
11/01/2006