Disintegration Rules
South Park
Season 1 E 12 • 02/18/1998

The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.

Watching

01:46

Flaming Gas
South ParkS1 E1

Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.
08/13/1997
02:19

Essay Contest Winner
South ParkS1 E2

After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.
08/20/1997
01:32

Painful Memories
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:58

The Mayor's Announcement
South ParkS1 E2

The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:08

94 Pound Beefcake
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.
08/20/1997
00:53

Wendy Wants the Truth
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman gets fatter as Wendy plans to get the truth about his paper.
08/20/1997
00:45

Finding the Truth
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy finds Cartman's essay, then learns of Mr. Garrison's plans.
08/20/1997
01:01

Follow Your Dreams
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman winds up on Geraldo for being incredibly obese.
08/20/1997
01:36

Special Treatment
South ParkS1 E4

Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
09/03/1997
01:09

Finding the Sanctuary
South ParkS1 E4

The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
09/03/1997
02:01

Genetical Engineering
South ParkS1 E5

Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
09/10/1997
01:06

Pot-bellied Garrisons
South ParkS1 E5

Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.
09/10/1997
02:23

Complaints Everywhere
South ParkS1 E6

The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
09/17/1997
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
02/11/1998
01:01

Hasselhoff
South ParkS1 E11

Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
02/11/1998
00:53

Contact
South ParkS1 E11

Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
02/11/1998
00:43

Carpet Licker
South ParkS1 E11

Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
02/11/1998
00:58

Gonna Need More Smack
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
02/11/1998
01:11

Lost Love
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
02/11/1998
04:27

Disintegration Rules
South ParkS1 E12

The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
02/18/1998
03:05

Manage Oh Three
South ParkS1 E13

When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
02/25/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
South ParkS1 E13

Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
01:33

Go Dog Go
South ParkS2 E3

Back in class, Cartman and Officer Barbrady have to give book reports in front of the class, which is tough if you still don't know how to read.
05/20/1998
00:56

Drugs Are Bad, Again
South ParkS2 E4

As Mr. Mackey delivers his "Drugs are Bad" speech again, Stan and Cartman discuss their Bris plans.
05/27/1998
01:57

Chef's Advice
South ParkS2 E4

Chef lectures the boys on drugs and college, but they're more interested in what's going to happen to Ike at the bris.
05/27/1998
01:36

You're All A Bunch of Freaks
South ParkS2 E5

South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
06/03/1998
02:26

Scuzzlebutt
South ParkS2 E7

Still suck on the edge of the cliff and wondering what the monster could be, the boys recall Scuzzlebutt and Kathie Lee Gifford.
06/17/1998
00:59

Mr. Hat is Missing
South ParkS2 E8

School's almost out for the summer but Mr. Garrison threatens to keep the children in class if they don't return Mr. Hat, who's gone missing.
06/24/1998
00:57

Problem Solved
South ParkS2 E8

The mayor is outraged that she can't get fireworks for the 4th of July celebration. Officer Barbrady inspires her to make the biggest snake in the world.
06/24/1998
01:18

Poor Lamb Chop
South ParkS2 E8

Mr. Garrison is tormented by a prank caller and episodes of Lamb Chop. Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee at his swimming lessons.
06/24/1998
01:37

Dr. Katz's Diagnosis
South ParkS2 E8

The ash snake has gone beyond South Park and is now a threat to all of America. Dr. Katz suggests that Mr. Hat is really Garrison's own gay persona trying to get out.
06/24/1998
01:35

Giant Snake Mistake
South ParkS2 E8

The Snake's destruction continues and the death toll is rising. The country looks to the Mayor for answers, but she's gone into hiding.
06/24/1998
01:00

Black Blizzard
South ParkS2 E8

Cartman finally makes it to the deep end. South Park enjoys a black, ash blizzard in July. Garrison adopts Mr. Twig as his new puppet friend.
06/24/1998
00:54

You Love The Plane-arium
South ParkS2 E11

The children begged and finally Mr. Garrison brought them back to the plane-arium.
09/02/1998
01:22

Extra Credit
South ParkS2 E11

Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
09/02/1998
01:49

Passing Notes
South ParkS2 E12

Stan gets caught passing a note from Bebe to Kyle. The note confesses Bebe's desire to wear Kyle's ass as a hat.
09/23/1998
04:39

Chef Aid
South ParkS2 E14

The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
10/07/1998
00:29

Mr. Hat Returns
South ParkS2 E14

Mr. Garrison discovers that it was Mr. Hat who was hurting Mr. Twig.
10/07/1998