South Park
J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
Season 7 E 5 • 04/16/2003
Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
Tags:KyleCartmanRecord ExecsStanKennyBen AffleckWeaponsJennifer Lopez

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Ben Assfleck
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03:02
South ParkS7 E5
Suck My Culo, Chica
J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
04/16/2003
02:32
South ParkS7 E5
Hand Lovin'
Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
04/16/2003
02:42
South ParkS7 E5
Will I Dream...
Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
04/16/2003
01:27
South ParkS7 E5
Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
04/16/2003
02:32
South ParkS7 E5
Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
04/16/2003
02:01
South ParkS7 E5
Can I Have Your Tacos
J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
04/16/2003
01:43
South ParkS7 E5
J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
04/16/2003