Turkeys
South Park
Season 1 E 8 • 11/19/1997

Mr. Garrison announces to the class that South Park is initiating a canned food drive. Without warning, a flock of turkeys invade the room and then take off.

Watching

03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
South ParkS1 E1

Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
02:32

80-Foot Satellite
South ParkS1 E1

A giant satellite emerges from Cartman's ass.
08/13/1997
01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
02:06

No Kitty
South ParkS1 E1

Crop circles reveal contact by the Visitors.
08/13/1997
02:10

Moo Moo Moo
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.
08/13/1997
02:19

Essay Contest Winner
South ParkS1 E2

After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.
08/20/1997
00:45

Chef's Excited
South ParkS1 E2

Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:58

The Mayor's Announcement
South ParkS1 E2

The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:45

Finding the Truth
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy finds Cartman's essay, then learns of Mr. Garrison's plans.
08/20/1997
01:31

Must Stop Garrison
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
08/20/1997
01:51

Celebrity Judge: Tina Yothers
South ParkS1 E7

Wendy wins best costume in the costume contest and Stan is awarded worst costume. Meanwhile, zombie Clyde begins his rampage with Bebe.
10/29/1997
01:36

Candy Master
South ParkS1 E7

The boys go trick-or-treating, but are still unaware that Kenny's a zombie. Wendy tries to apologize to Stan, but he does not accept her apology.
10/29/1997
01:30

Hitler For Halloween
South ParkS1 E7

The boys wait for the bus in their costumes on Halloween day. Kenny shows up and they think he still alive.
10/29/1997
01:22

Chewbacca
South ParkS1 E7

The boys get to class and see that everyone is dressed up like Chewbacca, including Wendy. Kenny's limbs start falling off.
10/29/1997
01:42

Turkeys
South ParkS1 E8

Mr. Garrison announces to the class that South Park is initiating a canned food drive. Without warning, a flock of turkeys invade the room and then take off.
11/19/1997
02:18

Dress Rehearsal
South ParkS1 E9

Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
12/17/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
12/17/1997
01:32

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
12/17/1997
01:57

Satan Chooses Jesus
South ParkS1 E10

Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
02/04/1998
02:03

Hot For Teacher
South ParkS1 E11

The class gets a substitute teacher.
02/11/1998
01:49

Not Acting Like A Freak
South ParkS1 E11

After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
02/11/1998
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
02/11/1998
00:44

Don't F#$* With Me
South ParkS1 E11

After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
02/11/1998
01:58

Stan Vomits For Someone Else
South ParkS1 E11

The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
02/11/1998
02:01

No Substitute For You
South ParkS1 E11

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
02/11/1998
01:05

Presents
South ParkS1 E11

The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
02/11/1998
00:59

The Makeover
South ParkS1 E11

Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
02:04

Black Leather
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
00:58

Gonna Need More Smack
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
02/11/1998
01:11

Lost Love
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
02/11/1998
01:14

Into the Sun
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
02/11/1998
02:26

A Sticky Situation
South ParkS2 E7

In an effort to find help, Mrs. Crabtree moves one step closer to date-rape. Back on the bus, the boys remember another time they'd been in danger.
06/17/1998
00:55

"Me & Mr. Hankey"
South ParkS2 E9

Somehow, Mr. Hankey's story has already been made into a feature film.
08/19/1998
01:52

Go Fudge Yourself
South ParkS2 E9

With the streets crowded with wealthy out-of-towners, Chef tries to make a few extra bucks by selling his fudge cookies.
08/19/1998
04:09

Mr. Poo
South ParkS2 E9

With Hollywood tightening its stranglehold, only a resuscitated Mr. Hankey can save South Park by covering it in shit.
08/19/1998
02:35

A Dried Out Lump of Shit
South ParkS2 E9

The mayor can't save the city, Cartman loses the profits from "Mr. Hankey & Me," and Kyle misses a friend.
08/19/1998
01:04

Independent Films
South ParkS2 E9

Mr. Garrison, Wendy, and the boys discuss the pros and cons of independent films.
08/19/1998
00:42

"Witness To Denial"
South ParkS2 E9

Stan and Wendy go see "Witness To Denial" at the South Park Film Festival. Stan laments the lack of previews.
08/19/1998
01:13

Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding
South ParkS2 E9

The final film of the South Park Film Festival is about gay cowboys. Meanwhile, a cure for Mr. Hankey's illness comes from an unlikely source.
08/19/1998