Human Friend
South Park
Season 4 E 12 • 11/15/2000

The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.

Watching

01:46

Flaming Gas
South ParkS1 E1

Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.
08/13/1997
01:06

Pot-bellied Garrisons
South ParkS1 E5

Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.
09/10/1997
01:23

Show and Tell
South ParkS1 E8

Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell.
11/19/1997
00:59

Mr. Hat is Missing
South ParkS2 E8

School's almost out for the summer but Mr. Garrison threatens to keep the children in class if they don't return Mr. Hat, who's gone missing.
06/24/1998
01:37

Dr. Katz's Diagnosis
South ParkS2 E8

The ash snake has gone beyond South Park and is now a threat to all of America. Dr. Katz suggests that Mr. Hat is really Garrison's own gay persona trying to get out.
06/24/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2 E13

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
01:31

Prop. 10
South ParkS2 E17

The mayor agrees to let the town vote on whether or not Harbucks should be shut down. The gnomes reappear, but only Tweek sees them.
12/16/1998
01:27

Getting Gay with Kids
South ParkS3 E1

"Getting Gay with Kids" has come to the boys' class to try to get them to get gay.
04/07/1999
01:03

The Facts Of Life
South ParkS3 E3

Mr. Garrison gives the boys advice on what to do about Chef.
04/21/1999
00:42

Kenny G
South ParkS3 E17

Mr. Garrison Sr. finds a solution to his problem.
01/12/2000
02:08

Human Friend
South ParkS4 E12

The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.
11/15/2000
01:19

Mee Krob
South ParkS5 E1

Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.
06/20/2001
00:36

Boys Keep Out
South ParkS5 E6

The boys blow up the girls' fortress.
08/01/2001
01:06

Kyle and Kyle Two
South ParkS5 E10

Kyle and cousin Kyle meet for the first time.
11/21/2001
01:17

Sally Sassalot
South ParkS5 E10

Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.
11/21/2001
00:53

The Gerbil King
South ParkS6 E14

Lemmiwinks finally escapes from Mr. Slave.
11/20/2002
02:26

All You Little Flag Burners
South ParkS7 E4

Cartman has trouble studying his founding fathers.
04/09/2003
01:58

Walkout Against The War
South ParkS7 E4

The students partake in a walkout, protesting the war in Iraq.
04/09/2003
02:33

Free Blankets
South ParkS7 E7

The town accepts free blankets covered in SARS.
04/30/2003
00:45

Oh Never Mind
South ParkS7 E7

South Park considers pooling its resources to buy its property back.
04/30/2003
01:58

Giant Douches, Me and You!
South ParkS8 E8

The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.
10/27/2004
01:08

Pep Rally With PETA
South ParkS8 E8

PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.
10/27/2004
01:09

Mascot Nominations
South ParkS8 E8

South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.
10/27/2004
01:31

On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
South ParkS8 E8

South Park bids Stan farewell.
10/27/2004
01:18

Trip Balls
South ParkS8 E11

The boys buy cold medicine.
11/17/2004
01:34

Born a Whore
South ParkS8 E12

Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.
12/01/2004
01:20

As Seen on TV
South ParkS12 E5

Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
04/09/2008
00:50

My Penis Looks Great
South ParkS12 E5

Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
04/09/2008
00:39

Moonlight Duet
South ParkS12 E5

The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
04/09/2008
01:22

Where Is Your Brother?
South ParkS15 E3

Ike answers his call-to-arms, while Mr. Mackey grills Kyle.
05/11/2011
01:50

You Alright, Jenny?
South ParkS15 E10

Cartman puts a plan in motion to divert attention from the Pete Melman scandal.
10/19/2011
01:09

Boneritus
South ParkS16 E7

During class, Tolkien rejects Cartman's attempts to hook him up with the new girl.
04/25/2012
01:44

This Is An Outrage!!!
South ParkS16 E13

Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.
10/31/2012
01:10

Principal Victoria Returns
South ParkS19 E8

After a Presidential Debate, Mr. Garrison and Caitlyn Jenner get an ominous visit from Principal Victoria.
11/18/2015
01:57

Are You Special Too?
South ParkS19 E8

Jimmy and Leslie speak for the first time and PC Principal makes a big change at Super School News.
11/18/2015
01:14

Does She Know?
South ParkS19 E8

Jimmy and Leslie have a revealing conversation. Meanwhile PC Principal comes to terms with some new information and Garrison and Principal Victoria decide to return to South Park.
11/18/2015
01:19

What Have They Done!
South ParkS19 E9

Garrison and Principal Victoria return to a South Park they don’t recognize.
12/02/2015
01:21

A Nutty Finish
South ParkS19 E9

At Skeeter’s Wine Bar, Randy tries to warn everyone what he’s finally realized about gentrification. After leaving the bar, Randy runs into Garrison and Caitlyn.
12/02/2015
01:34

It Can’t Be Contained
South ParkS19 E9

Garrison, Caitlyn and Principal Victoria interrogate Randy about the changes to South Park and reveal similar changes are happening all over the world.
12/02/2015
00:37

Everyone is Entitled to a Safe Space
South ParkS19 E9

Randy, Garrison and Principal Victoria head to the PC Delta house to deal with PC Principal.
12/02/2015