Current Events In South Park
South Park
Season 2 • 12/16/1998

Mr. Garrison tells the class that the school board may fire him. He decides to make the class present reports on current events and splits them into two groups.

Watching

02:02

COFFEEE
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The boys and Tweek drink a lot of coffee. Mr. Tweek comes in with a report he wrote for them. The gnomes show up, but Tweek is the only one who sees them.
12/16/1998
01:36

I Need Coffee
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Harbucks opens next to Tweek Bros. The committee was so moved by the presentation that they decide to help Mr. Tweek.
12/16/1998
01:34

Current Events In South Park
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Mr. Garrison tells the class that the school board may fire him. He decides to make the class present reports on current events and splits them into two groups.
12/16/1998
01:08

South Park Town Hall meeting
South ParkS2

The boys and Tweek go on a talk show to debate John Postem. They argue their side poorly, but somehow, end up winning.
12/16/1998
01:22

You Hate Children
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The first advertisement promoting Prop. 10 is unveiled. Mrs. Tweek feels that the boys are being used, and she calls out her husband.
12/16/1998
01:26

Gnomes Know Business
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The boys discuss the speech at Tweek's house. During the meeting, the gnomes appear, and they all see them.
12/16/1998
00:21

Closing
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John Postem realizes that South Park will never love Harbucks the way he does. He decides to close down the shop.
12/16/1998
02:09

Harbucks Wins
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The boys present their speech, but it is in favor of Harbucks. The whole town agrees that Harbucks' coffee is better, so Harbucks is here to stay.
12/16/1998
02:32

Starting a Fight
South ParkS3 E5

Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.
06/23/1999
01:48

The Fight Begins
South ParkS3 E5

Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.
06/23/1999
02:10

Mr. Adler Set Free
South ParkS3 E5

Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.
06/23/1999
01:16

Shop Class
South ParkS3 E5

Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.
06/23/1999
01:44

But Red Racer's On
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
06/23/1999
01:06

Parents Are No Help
South ParkS3 E5

Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.
06/23/1999
01:20

Fight Announcement
South ParkS3 E5

The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.
06/23/1999
01:05

How Do You Fight?
South ParkS3 E5

The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.
06/23/1999
01:03

The Oppenheimer Technique
South ParkS3 E5

Jimbo teaches Tweek the Oppenheimer Technique.
06/23/1999
00:53

Hospital Fight
South ParkS3 E5

The boys admit to making stuff up to start the fight.
06/23/1999
01:17

Legal Problems
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.
07/07/1999
02:49

Renegade Wheelchair
South ParkS4 E11

Timmy's wheelchair is out of control and set with explosives.
11/08/2000
00:46

Timmy In Time
South ParkS4 E11

The kids need to reunite the nerds to get another time machine built.
11/08/2000
01:06

Convincing Pizza Face
South ParkS4 E11

The kids convince one of the nerds to build another time machine.
11/08/2000
01:03

A Little Donut
South ParkS5 E6

Butter tries on a condom to see how they work.
08/01/2001
01:00

Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
South ParkS5 E8

Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.
11/07/2001
02:15

Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
South ParkS5 E8

The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.
11/07/2001
00:53

Grounded Butters
South ParkS5 E9

Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.
11/14/2001
01:50

Power of Milk
South ParkS5 E9

The Milk Company Lady will help the Thompsons find their son.
11/14/2001
02:00

The Field Narrows
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002
01:51

Let the Games Begin
South ParkS6 E6

The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.
04/10/2002
01:22

Amusement Park Challenge
South ParkS6 E6

The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.
04/10/2002
01:32

Elimination Round
South ParkS6 E6

The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.
04/10/2002
01:24

Questions Answered
South ParkS6 E6

The show ends with a cliffhanger, that reveals all the answers.
04/10/2002
01:02

Incredible Living Sea-People
South ParkS6 E7

Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.
06/26/2002
02:11

False Idols
South ParkS6 E7

The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.
06/26/2002
00:52

Good Luck Tweek
South ParkS6 E7

The boys decide to order "Sea People" from an ad.
06/26/2002
02:02

Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall
South ParkS6 E7

The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."
06/26/2002
01:59

Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher
South ParkS6 E7

The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .
06/26/2002
00:58

Hammertime
South ParkS6 E7

The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.
06/26/2002
01:02

Semen vs. Sea-Men
South ParkS6 E7

Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.
06/26/2002
01:03

SeaCiety
South ParkS6 E7

The boys make plans to make a larger SeaCiety.
06/26/2002