South Park
Current Events In South Park
Season 2 E 17 • 12/16/1998
Mr. Garrison tells the class that the school board may fire him. He decides to make the class present reports on current events and splits them into two groups.
Tags:GarrisonKennyStanKyleCartmanTweek

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02:02
South ParkS2 E17
COFFEEE
The boys and Tweek drink a lot of coffee. Mr. Tweek comes in with a report he wrote for them. The gnomes show up, but Tweek is the only one who sees them.
12/16/1998
01:36
South ParkS2 E17
I Need Coffee
Harbucks opens next to Tweek Bros. The committee was so moved by the presentation that they decide to help Mr. Tweek.
12/16/1998
01:34
South ParkS2 E17
Current Events In South Park
Mr. Garrison tells the class that the school board may fire him. He decides to make the class present reports on current events and splits them into two groups.
12/16/1998
00:52
South ParkS2 E17
Underpants Gnomes
Tweek tells the boys that they should do their presentation on the Underpants Gnomes. The boys don't believe they exist, so he vows to prove it.
12/16/1998
00:49
South ParkS2 E17
The Presentation
Using Mr. Tweek's report, the boys give a presentation. The South Park Committee is blown away, and Mr. Garrison's job is saved.
12/16/1998
01:08
South ParkS2 E17
South Park Town Hall meeting
The boys and Tweek go on a talk show to debate John Postem. They argue their side poorly, but somehow, end up winning.
12/16/1998
01:22
South ParkS2 E17
You Hate Children
The first advertisement promoting Prop. 10 is unveiled. Mrs. Tweek feels that the boys are being used, and she calls out her husband.
12/16/1998
00:29
South ParkS2 E17
Toto
For voting day, the mayor invites the band Toto to play and the boys to give a speech. The boys are worried.
12/16/1998
01:26
South ParkS2 E17
Gnomes Know Business
The boys discuss the speech at Tweek's house. During the meeting, the gnomes appear, and they all see them.
12/16/1998
00:21
South ParkS2 E17
Closing
John Postem realizes that South Park will never love Harbucks the way he does. He decides to close down the shop.
12/16/1998
01:16
South ParkS2 E17
The Underpants Business
The boys go to the gnomes' cave and learn about their underpants business. The gnomes agree to tell them about corporate takeovers.
12/16/1998
02:09
South ParkS2 E17
Harbucks Wins
The boys present their speech, but it is in favor of Harbucks. The whole town agrees that Harbucks' coffee is better, so Harbucks is here to stay.
12/16/1998
02:32
South ParkS3 E5
Starting a Fight
The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashbacks of his former love.
06/23/1999
01:48
South ParkS3 E5
The Fight Begins
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
06/23/1999
02:12
South ParkS3 E5
Mr. Adler Set Free
The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dead lover and is finally free.
06/23/1999
01:17
South ParkS3 E5
Shop Class
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
06/23/1999
01:44
South ParkS3 E5
But Red Racer's On
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
06/23/1999
01:06
South ParkS3 E5
Parents Are No Help
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
06/23/1999
01:20
South ParkS3 E5
Fight Announcement
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
06/23/1999
01:05
South ParkS3 E5
How Do You Fight?
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
06/23/1999
01:03
South ParkS3 E5
The Oppenheimer Technique
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
06/23/1999
00:53
South ParkS3 E5
Hospital Fight
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
06/23/1999
01:17
South ParkS3 E6
Legal Problems
Kyle's dad is now in Mr. Garrison's class, since all the students are his clients.
07/07/1999
02:49
South ParkS4 E11
Renegade Wheelchair
The nerds set Timmy's wheelchair to open a wormhole, but instead it takes off wildly ready to explode.
11/08/2000
00:47
South ParkS4 E11
Timmy In Time
The kids try to get the nerds to build them another Time Machine. The nerds aren't on speaking terms and another machine cannot exist without both working together.
11/08/2000
01:06
South ParkS4 E11
Convincing Pizza Face
Stan says that if the nerds build another time machine, they can travel back in time to find out how many episodes of Star Trek there really were.
11/08/2000
01:03
South ParkS5 E7
A Little Donut
Butters is chosen to try on a condom. Cartman looks at Butters' penis.
08/01/2001
01:00
South ParkS5 E9
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
11/07/2001
02:15
South ParkS5 E9
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
11/07/2001
00:53
South ParkS5 E10
Grounded Butters
Stan and Kyle take some of the kids to see the Thompsons., but Butters can't come because he's grounded.
11/14/2001
01:51
South ParkS5 E10
Power of Milk
The Thompsons learn about Kenny's prank and are offered the milk company's resources to find their son.
11/14/2001
03:15
South ParkS5 E12
Token's Prayers Answered
Token sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
11/28/2001
02:00
South ParkS6 E6
The Field Narrows
With Professor Chaos occupied with preparing for his meeting at the docks, the boys narrow the field from ten to six.
04/10/2002
01:51
South ParkS6 E6
Let the Games Begin
The boys announce a competition to find Kenny's replacement. Professor Chaos starts his reign of terror.
04/10/2002
01:22
South ParkS6 E6
Amusement Park Challenge
The boys and their friend candidates hit the amusement park, and the confessional booth, to start the competition for Kenny's replacement.
04/10/2002
01:32
South ParkS6 E6
Elimination Round
Professor Chaos continues causing minor inconveniences, as the boys narrow the field by giving out roses to their top ten picks.
04/10/2002
01:24
South ParkS6 E6
Questions Answered
The end of show cliffhanger reveals that Tweek will win, Ms. Choksondik will die, and Professor Chaos' new plan will fail.
04/10/2002
01:53
South ParkS6 E7
Incredible Living Sea-People
Cartman and the boys wait to welcome the Sea People to South Park. The Sea People are shrimp brine.
06/26/2002
02:11
South ParkS6 E7
False Idols
Butters finally loses interest in competing with the Simpsons as the Sea People Destroy themselves.
06/26/2002
01:27
South ParkS6 E7
Good Luck Tweek
While Stan and Kyle audition another new best friend, Cartman orders sea people.
06/26/2002