Wanna Get High
South ParkS2 E3Mr. Mackey Gets Fired
When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no choice but to let him go.
South ParkS5 E8Riding Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
South ParkS9 E2Cartman Arrested
The hippies are planning a week-long music festival in South Park and Cartman is arrested for holding hippies hostage in his basement.
South ParkS10 E5Towelie the Waiter
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
South ParkS14 E7You're All A Bunch of Towels!
At summer camp, things get even worse for Towelie. And the same goes for his family.
South ParkS15 E5Famous for 2 Months
The boys get sucked into Sara McLachlan's melodramatic commercial.
South ParkS22 E4Tegridy Jungle Bud
The state inspector arrives to test the Tegridy Farms bud.
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South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
South ParkS4 E2Animaniacs
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E11Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
South ParkS11 E2Butters' Surprise
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS15 E4Anger Management Class
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.