Best of Tolkien
South ParkS5 E11Spoiled Rich Kids
Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
South ParkS6 E13When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...
Tolkien has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
South ParkS7 E9180 Million Fans
Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
South ParkS9 E3A Delicate Little Flower
Wing sings at the wedding and everyone is happy. Tolkien shows up as a waiter.
South ParkS16 E7You're MY Ray Of Sunshine
Cartman sings a power ballad about Tolkien's and Nichole's new found love.
South ParkS21 E7I Saw Them Holding Hands
At dinner, with Tolkien's family, Cartman flips out after hearing that Heidi and Kyle have been spending time together.
South ParkS22 E1I Cheated Off Tolkien
As Ms. Nelson teaches the kids about fractions, the class is interrupted.
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South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
South ParkS4 E2Animaniacs
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E11Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
South ParkS11 E2Butters' Surprise
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS15 E4Anger Management Class
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.