South ParkS2 E8Swimming Lessons
Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.
South ParkS3 E14Fighting On
Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
South ParkS12 E7Super Phun Thyme - Montage
Cartman enjoys all that Super Phun Thyme has to offer, while Butters wants to leave.
South ParkS12 E8Olympic Nightmare
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
South ParkS13 E14Pi Pi's Splashtown
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
South ParkS16 E6This Is A True Story
The boys' boating nightmare gets a graphic live action re-enactment.
South ParkS16 E11Humbly Yours, Kenneth
Kenny writes back home and lets the boys know how everything is going,
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South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
South ParkS4 E2Animaniacs
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E11Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
South ParkS11 E2Butters' Surprise
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS15 E4Anger Management Class
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.