South ParkS1 E3
It's Coming Right For Us
Uncle jimbo explains how to get around hunting laws. They pretend every animal is an imminent threat.
South ParkS2 E3
Drugs Are Bad
Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
South ParkS2 E8
Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.
South ParkS3 E8
Randy and Gerald take a dip in Mr. Mackey's hot tub. Stan gives the "Charlie's Angels" a mission to break him out of the basement.
South ParkS6 E8
Martha Stewart Living
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
South ParkS7 E12
The New Kid
When a new kid shows up in Mr. Garrison's class with an impressive list of academic accomplishments, the boys take an immediate dislike to him.
South ParkS11 E5
Hare Club for Men
Randy tells Stan he is part of an ancient secret society of men who follow the way of the rabbit and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny.
South ParkS13 E4
Spring Is On The Way
Martha Stewart presents some interesting and festive decorating techniques.
So Presidential10 Videos
South ParkS8 E8
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
South ParkS12 E12
The Greatest Thief Club In The World
President Obama and John McCain lay out their plans for the country.
South ParkS16 E14
Where Are The Ballots??
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.
South ParkS19 E2
Garrison sings a song about all the illegal immigrants ruining his country.
South ParkS20 E1
Turd vs Douche
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich react to the latest presidential polls.
South ParkS20 E3
My Opponent IS a LIAR and Cannot Be Trusted
At the first Presidential debate, Garrison speaks from the heart and tries to convince everyone to vote for his opponent.
South ParkS20 E6
We All Get Exposed
Garrison makes one final appeal to the nation and urges them to vote against him on November 8.
South ParkS20 E7
Voted for a Change of Pace
Garrison makes his acceptance speech after winning the Presidential Election.
South ParkS20 E8
The Entire World Has Become Unstable
President-Elect Garrison gets a top-secret briefing about the Troll Trace Program.