Happy Birthday Cartman
South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
South ParkS4 E2Animaniacs
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E11Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
South ParkS11 E2Butters' Surprise
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS15 E4Anger Management Class
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.
Dead Kenny10 Videos
South ParkS1 E7Kenny Lives (and Dies)
The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
South ParkS1 E3Blown It's Top
Just after Cartman's life is spared, the volcano finally blows its top, directly onto Kenny.
South ParkS13 E1Another Funeral For Kenny
Kenny probably should have kept the purity ring on.
South ParkS1 E5Lusciously Sorry
The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
South ParkS1 E6The Cow Pulley
The boys try to simulate a natural death by dropping a cow on Grandpa's head. The first protestor kills himself against the wall of Cartoon Central.
South ParkS1 E9Fa La La Your La
South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
South ParkS5 E13Old Anorexic Whore
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
South ParkS14 E1Killing the Addiction
Kyle and Butters join the government's hunt for the evil wizard alien.
South ParkS15 E14A Strict Agnostic Household
Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.