Wanna Get High
South Park
Drugs Are Bad
Season 2 E 3 • 05/27/1998
Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
Tags:KennyCartmanMr. MackeyKyleStanGarrisonIkealcoholdrugscircumcisionmarijuanaLSD

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