I Learned Something Today
South Park
No More Pie
Season 1 E 10 • 02/04/1998
Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
Tags:StanKyleCartmanCartman's MomDamien

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00:28
South ParkS1 E10
No More Pie
Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
02/04/1998
01:55
South ParkS2 E3
The Real Truth
While Mr. Mackey is back on track at the Betty Ford Clinic, the boys finally learn the not-so-awful truth about circumcision.
05/27/1998
01:32
South ParkS3 E9
Jewish for the Day
Kyle and Ike get ready for a special Boy Scout group for Jewish kids. Kyle wants Kenny to go so it won't suck so badly.
07/28/1999
00:40
South ParkS3 E11
Language Barrier
After Chinpoko Mon camp, all the kids insist on speaking Japanese in class. Mr. Garrison is beyond frustrated.
11/03/1999
00:25
South ParkS4 E4
Poofters
The boys, inspired by the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, begin to hone their skills as gymnasts.
04/26/2000
01:23
South ParkS4 E5
Cartman Needs Maturity
Cartman believes he needs more mature and intelligent friends.
06/21/2000
01:19
South ParkS5 E1
Mee Krob
As Mr. Garrison straight-bashes an innocent passerby, Cartman and Stan complain how "shit" isn't fun anymore. Kyle has researched "shit" and thinks it explains the people dying.
06/20/2001
01:25
South ParkS6 E15
Time Transplant
Cartman is rushed to the hospital. He confused Kenny's ashes with chocolate milk. Stan and Kyle wonder if they should care.
11/27/2002
00:52
South ParkS7 E13
Cartman Boards In Kyle
Kyle tries to convince the boys not to be in Rob Reiner's commercial. Cartman believes that Kyle is trying to steal the spotlight from him.
12/03/2003
01:31
South ParkS12 E4
How Do We Make Money on the Internet?
The boys create an Internet video they hope will end the strike.
04/02/2008
Dead Kennys10 Videos
01:04
South ParkS1 E7
Kenny Lives (and Dies)
The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
10/29/1997
01:40
South ParkS1 E8
The Battle Against The Turkeys
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
11/19/1997
01:13
South ParkS1 E13
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
01:25
South ParkS2 E13
The Line Ride
Cartman wastes more money on the Line Ride. Kyle is unhappy.
09/30/1998
01:47
South ParkS3 E16
Death by Tampon
After Stan tells the others that he's taking hormones, Kenny dies from a tampon up his ass.
12/29/1999
01:09
South ParkS13 E1
Another Funeral For Kenny
Kenny probably should have kept the purity ring on.
03/11/2009
01:28
South ParkS14 E1
Turd in the Punch Bowl
The sex addicts review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.
03/17/2010
01:38
South ParkS15 E14
White Trash In Trouble
The town watches as the police bust the McKormicks.
11/16/2011
01:51
South ParkS17 E9
The Battle of Black Friday
The doors to the Mall finally open and the Black Friday mayhem is in full force. Meanwhile, a winner is crowned at the Red Robin Wedding.
12/04/2013
00:51
South ParkS22 E10
The Bike Parade
The entire town, high on their sense of Tegridy, turns out for the Bike Parade.
12/12/2018