Welcome to the Party
Season 3 E 9 • 07/28/1999
The Squirts have been kidnapped for a bear cub birthday party.
South ParkS25 E6The Story of St. Patrick
Butters preaches the history of Saint Patrick.
South ParkS11 E10Get That F*&%ing Leprechaun
Now that Cartman has captured a leprechaun, Kyle has to suck Cartman's balls.
South ParkS9 E14Dad's Drunk
After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
South ParkS3 E14A Refueled Confederacy
Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
South ParkS3 E8Too Drunk to Listen
Gerald tells Randy that he blabbed about their hot tub time. The kids try to tell the adults about the cult problem, but they're way too drunk to listen.
South ParkS2 E15You'd Be Drunk Too
Mrs. McCormick stops by the Marsh house drunk. She wants to know what happened to Kenny, but Sharon Marsh plays dumb.
South ParkS2 E4Mackey Takes a Drink
Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
South ParkS1 E13Eric's Tea Party
When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
South ParkS11 E8Dateline Commercial
Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC promotes his new special report on Tourette's Syndrome, featuring Eric Cartman.
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South ParkS1 E7Kenny Lives (and Dies)
The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
South ParkS1 E8The Battle Against The Turkeys
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
South ParkS3 E2Kenny's Funeral
The mayor appoints Randy to solve the combustion problem. At Kenny's funeral, the congregation prays for football and the boys agree to perform the Stations of the Cross.
South ParkS3 E11The Video Game
Kyle shows his new doll to the boys but finds out that they've moved onto the video game, which involves bombing Pearl Harbor.
South ParkS9 E4Heaven Vs. Hell
Kenny wins the epic battle of good versus evil on the Holy Sony PSP.
South ParkS13 E1She's a Notorious Whore
The Boys feel like they need to tell Kenny the truth about his new girlfriend.
South ParkS14 E8Not Poor and Stupid Enough
Cartman gets all teary over what he wants to be when he grows up.
South ParkS15 E14Karen's Guardian Angel
Mysterion drops by the foster home to offer words of encouragement.
South ParkS17 E7Brack Friday Bunduru
The President of Sony hears about the upcoming console war and raises the stakes.