South ParkS3 E17
Crapped Themselves to Death
The students all play the brown noise at the same time. The whole world craps its pants.
South ParkS4 E11
Mr. Garrison trains Ms. Choksondik on how to talk to the children by staging hypothetical conversations.
South ParkS5 E11
Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport.
South ParkS9 E1
Peeing Out My Vagina
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
South ParkS10 E12
Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
South ParkS10 E13
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
South ParkS11 E6
Scissor Me Timbers
After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
South ParkS19 E2
Garrison sings a song about all the illegal immigrants ruining his country.
South ParkS20 E5
Did I Offend You?
Garrison takes the stage at his latest campaign rally and offends a portion of his audience.
South ParkS4 E1
The New Plan
With Kyle doubting all of reality, Stan comes up with a new plan to get a Sega Dreamcast: robbing rich kids' pillows!
South ParkS4 E3
The Band's Back Together
Skyler and Timmy get the band back together to play Lalapalalapaza -- to a very happy and sober crowd.
South ParkS4 E9
Luau in Hell
Father Maxi speaks about the horrible devices of Hell as Satan has a Luau.
South ParkS4 E11
The SWAT team attempts to rescue Timmy on his wheelchair of death, but he and the wheelchair disappear through a time portal.
South ParkS4 E13
Revamping the Play
Butters interrupts rehearsal to warn the kids that the kindergarten play is really good. They decide to revamp "The Miracle Worker" to make it more Thanksgivingy.
South ParkS5 E2
What A Great Audience
Jimmy does his routine at the boys' bake sale. He does an impression of Timmy. Timmy throws a piece of cake at his head.
South ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy are made Crips after inadvertently causing a gas truck to kill thirteen Bloods at a convenience store.
South ParkS8 E2
Cartman's Mom signs Eric up for the Special Olympics but isn't quite sure what his disability is. Jimmy's getting bigger and stronger.
South ParkS18 E4
On The Brink of Wacky Races
Nathan challenges Timmy to a friendly race. Meanwhile, the news spreads about the return of Wacky Races.