(door open)
You gotta help me.
With what?
With my baby girl!
She's everythingto me, bro!
And every timeI turn around
another guy is tryingto get in her pants!
You had a girlfriend, Eric.
You and Heidi weretogether a long time.
I need some advice
before I lose herto another dude!
You want my advice.
You're better off Scott.
Let some other foolhave his life ruined.
What are you talkingabout, Eric?
Do you know whatlove is, Scott?
I'll tell you one thing
it's not thehappy ending
that Disney moviespromised us.
There is no happilyever after.
There's just work...
and anger...and pain...
and more work...
and then everyonce in a while
this little bit of fun
that makes you go'oh this is nice'.
You know howwith diabetes
you'll be hanging outhaving fun,
enjoying life and then
WHAM!
outta nowhere thediabetes shows up
and ruins everything?
That's girls Scott.
It's diabetes times ten.
You don't wantany part of it.
Love Advice From Cartman
Basic Cable s23e09
Scott turns to Cartman for advice about girls, but Cartman doesn’t believe in happily ever after.

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