WAHHH !MEOW-MEOW !

T.C. WE'REUNDER ATTACK !

BY WHO ?

WE HAVE TO GET TO THE WAR ROOM,IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE !

THE UNITED ATHEIST LEAGUEIS BOMBING THE CITY !

WE'RE DEFENSELESS !

THIS IS TERRIBLE !

I'M GOING TO DIEIN THE FUTURE

WITHOUT EVER PLAYINGNINTENDO Wii !

SIR, THE SEA OTTERSARE ADVANCING

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHEY'VE BROKEN THROUGHTHE EAST PORTAL !

WHAT ?!3-WAY FUN-CHAT ON SCREEN !

WHAT ARE YOUOTTERS DOING ?

THIS IS OUR ATTACK !

YES, AND WE AREATTACKING BOTH OF YOU !

YOU FOOLS, THIS WILL BETHE END OF US ALL !

THEN ACCEPT OUR ANSWERTO THE GREAT QUESTION,

AND WE WILLWITHDRAWAL !

YOUR ANSWER TO THE GREATQUESTION IS ILLOGICAL !

WHAT ISTHE GREAT QUESTION ?

WHAT ATHEISTS SHOULDCALL THEMSELVES.

UNIFIED ATHEIST LEAGUEIS THE MOST LOGICAL NAME !

UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCEMAKES MORE SENSE !

NO-- ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE !THAT WAY IT HAS THREE A's !

THAT ISTHE LOGICAL CHOICE !

SO BE IT-WE CANNOT AGREE !

PREPARE TO DIE !

VIRAD MISSILESLAUNCHED SIR !

I HAVE TOGET OUT OF HERE !

WHY IS EVERYONEIN MY PAST SO STUPID

THAT THEY THINK I'MCRANK CALLING THEM !

BUT ERIC, MEOW, MEOW,

YOU KNEW THE WIFE

OF THE SMARTEST MANIN ALL OF HISTORY.

WHO ?

YOUR TEACHER, THE ONECALLED GARRISON.

GARRISON ?BUT HE'S AN ASSHOLE !