Blonde Boy's Father
About
This blonde man gets around the map quite a bit. He was injured by malicious creatures during the Gulf Oil Spill Crisis and desperately begged for Captain Hindsight's aid. He later appeared on the Dr. Phil Show, maintaing that if someone was to fuck their son, they should kiss them first - as demonstrated. He was also seen on an airplane during Eric Cartman's quest to take out "Patient Zero".
Memorable Quotes
- "Where ARE you Captain Hindsight!?" (Mysterion Rises)
- "If I was gonna fuck my son, I'd kiss him first!" (HUMANCENTiPAD)
Family
Featured Episodes
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
- HUMANCENTiPAD (s15e01)
- World War Zimmerman (s17e03)
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
He is seen in the crowd of people trying to learn about the new "Taco Bell" opening up.