Season 2 E 8 • 06/24/1998
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.
A Sticky SituationSouth ParkS2 E7
In an effort to find help, Mrs. Crabtree moves one step closer to date-rape. Back on the bus, the boys remember another time they'd been in danger.
Carrot Top SucksSouth ParkS2 E7
Hoping to score with Mrs. Crabtree, the truck driver takes her to the worst comedy club in the entire world.
Not Waiting to DieSouth ParkS2 E7
A kid in a red uniform doesn't want to die on the bus like the rest of them, so he gets off and is eaten by a monster.
She's FantasticSouth ParkS2 E7
The promoter from the comedy club takes Mrs. Crabtree to Denver talent agent. The agent is smitten by her charm and, almost, by her.
Have U Seen Me?South ParkS2 E7
Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
Big Scary MonsterSouth ParkS2 E7
The Boys remember being chased by death. Then kenny is grabbed by the monster
FonzieSouth ParkS2 E7
Cartman recollects the time the Fonz jumped over all those buses on his motorcycle.
Please Call Me MuffinSouth ParkS2 E7
While Mrs. Crabtree notices the truck driver's name keeps changing. The boys have flashbacks about the day before.
Cartman's Dad: John ElwaySouth ParkS2 E7
To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father, John Elway.
Super Chocolaty Chunky Funk Chip Surprise Ice CreamSouth ParkS2 E7
Cartman dreamed the whole episode, according to Stan's dream.
Denied FireworksSouth ParkS2 E8
Fireworks are banned in Colorado, and the boys can't believe their annual tradition has been ruined.
The Snake PlanSouth ParkS2 E8
With nothing to blow up, the boys try some summer sledding. Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to buy fireworks, while the Mayor works on the biggest snake ever.
The Festivities BeginSouth ParkS2 E8
People from all over are flocking to South Park to see the lighting of the giant snake. Jimbo and Ned get caught with fireworks at the Mexican/American Border.
Mr. Hat is MissingSouth ParkS2 E8
School's almost out for the summer but Mr. Garrison threatens to keep the children in class if they don't return Mr. Hat, who's gone missing.
Problem SolvedSouth ParkS2 E8
The mayor is outraged that she can't get fireworks for the 4th of July celebration. Officer Barbrady inspires her to make the biggest snake in the world.
Swimming LessonsSouth ParkS2 E8
Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.
The Snake ArrivesSouth ParkS2 E8
The mayor's giant snake arrives just in time. In Mexico, Ned and Jimbo find Tijuana bottle rockets that are perfect for the 4th of July.
Poor Lamb ChopSouth ParkS2 E8
Mr. Garrison is tormented by a prank caller and episodes of Lamb Chop. Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee at his swimming lessons.
Killer SnakeSouth ParkS2 E8
The snake is growing at an alarming rate with no sign of stopping, at least not till next November.
Futch YaSouth ParkS2 E8
The boys call Chef for help with the snake, but he's in Aruba with the ladies, and has no intention of coming back.