What A Grand, Grand Penis
Season 4 E 6 • 06/28/2000
Mr. Garrison hits some writer's block.
Kenny's Mom is PregnantSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Mom is pregnant and Cartman brags about being NAMBLA's new poster child.
Pregnant No MoreSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny, dressed as a young girl, buys some abortion pills.
Abortion CocktailSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Dad accidentally drinks the abortion cocktail Kenny made for his mom and suffers the consequences.
NAMBLA Photo ShootSouth ParkS4 E5
The NAMBLA spokesman tells Cartman they are having a party in his honor and ask him to invite some friends.
The John Denver ExperienceSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny gets his parents to ride the John Denver Experience in hopes it will induce his mother's abortion.
Not InvitedSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman tells Stan and Kyle they are not invited to the NAMBLA party in his honor.
Kenny's NightmareSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny tries to plunge the unborn fetus from his Mother's stomach after having a nightmare that the baby will kill him when it's born.
The Other NAMBLASouth ParkS4 E5
The FBI busts the wrong NAMBLA--the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes--but together they vow to save the boys of South Park.
For the TeamSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman convinces Butters to take one for the team and let the NAMBLA guys have sex with him.
New KennySouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny's parents have a baby and decide to name him Kenny, after their son who just died.
What A Grand, Grand PenisSouth ParkS4 E6
Mr. Garrison begins his novel. He has no trouble describing the male characters' features, but when it comes to the females, he blocks up.
More Like A MexicanSouth ParkS4 E6
Kyle is taken to see Chief Running Pinto and Carlos Ramirez. They recommend he go see a real doctor.
Brain EnemaSouth ParkS4 E6
The town is obsessed with holistic remedies. Two "Native Americans" come into the store and sell one of their Cherokee Hair Tampons.
Mr. WylandSouth ParkS4 E6
The class has a substitute teacher and the boys have fun with him. The teacher has them make a get-well card for Kyle, who's out sick.
Little Child Molestation ThingSouth ParkS4 E6
Due to charges of molestation, the school board asks Mr. Garrison to take a brief hiatus. He feels hurt and lost.
Don't Die On UsSouth ParkS4 E6
Stan and his mom pay a very sick Kyle a visit. Mrs. Broflovski is very worried until Mrs. Marsh suggests holistic remedies.
PoontagSouth ParkS4 E6
Mr. Garrison sees Mr. Mackey for counseling. Together they decide that the best thing for Garrison would be to write a romance novel.
Miss InformationSouth ParkS4 E6
Stan, Kyle, and their moms go see Miss Information to talks to her about herbal medicine. The moms are intrigued, but Stan is skeptical.
Kyle VomitsSouth ParkS4 E6
Mrs. Broflovski fears that Kyle is getting worse. Miss Information stops by and says he's actually getting better.
Kidney TransplantSouth ParkS4 E6
Dr. Doctor tells him that Kyle's life depends on a kidney transplant. The problem is that Cartman's the only match in town.