Kids Against Hell
Season 4 E 9 • 07/19/2000
Cartman decides to lead the people to salvation.
Saddam's Back in HellSouth ParkS4 E9
Saddam shows up at Satan's place and wants back into his life. Priest Maxi tries to put the fear of God into the town.
What If We're WrongSouth ParkS4 E9
Kyle doesn't want to risk going to Hell and takes Ike to church. Chris tries to make peace at dinner, but Saddam is too busy feeling up Satan's leg.
Jesus is Crackers?South ParkS4 E9
Sister Anne has some difficulty explaining to the kids that the cracker they eat during mass is the body of Christ.
Satan is TornSouth ParkS4 E9
Satan confesses to Chris that Saddam is back, and Chris wants to meet him and discuss it like men.
Poor TimmySouth ParkS4 E9
As the boys try to recall all their sins for confession, they realize that Timmy can't confess since he can only say his name.
Chris or SaddamSouth ParkS4 E9
Satan can't deny his feelings for Saddam, nor his happiness with Chris. Chris called Saddam behind Satan's back and invited him to dinner.
Angry Hand of GodSouth ParkS4 E9
When Priest Maxi tries to strangle Cartman during his confession, he thinks it was the angry hand of God.
Christian DutySouth ParkS4 E9
The boys baptize Timmy, Kyle and Ike with a garden hose to keep them from hell.
Must ConfessSouth ParkS4 E9
Saddam gives Satan his hotel key just in case. Kenny gets killed on the way to church and the other kids hurry to confess their sins before they die, too.
Temptress From HellSouth ParkS4 E9
The kids find the confession box occupied by Priest Maxi and Mrs. Donovan, who are engaged in unnatural acts. The boys will have to save themselves.
Kids Against HellSouth ParkS4 E9
Satan contemplates having an affair. Cartman is going to lead the people of South Park to salvation.
Sinners Everlasting HellSouth ParkS4 E10
Despite their parents' efforts, the kids won't go to school. Eric has plans to build a new, giant church, complete with a slide.
Que?South ParkS4 E10
Kenny didn't die, he got stuck to the bottom of a tour bus and ended up in Mexico. Cartman's church is almost complete.
A Dollar for GodSouth ParkS4 E10
Cartman gets a direct message from God telling him that everyone needs to give him a dollar. The Mormons welcome Satan into Heaven.
Closure in Room 16South ParkS4 E10
Satan wants is closure with Saddam but ends up spending one wild night at his hotel. Now he has to figure out how to tell Chris.
90s ManSouth ParkS4 E10
Satan can't understand why Chris is being so understanding. Saddam takes care of the dilemma by stabbing Chris in the head.
From Beyond the GraveSouth ParkS4 E10
Cartman gives a detailed description of Hell, as relayed to him by Kenny, which happens to sound a lot like Mexico.
Abandon all HopeSouth ParkS4 E10
Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.
Me and JesusSouth ParkS4 E10
Sister Anne tries to persuade Cartman to stop what he's doing and let the children go back to school.
A Walk in The ParkSouth ParkS4 E10
Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."