South Park

Ming-Lee

Season 2 E 13 • 09/30/1998

Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.

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South ParkS2 E12
Dare Hurts

Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
09/23/1998
01:08

South ParkS2 E13
The Running of the Cows

The running of the cows is one of South Park's greatest and deadliest traditions.
09/30/1998
01:25

South ParkS2 E13
The Line Ride

Cartman wastes more money on the Line Ride. Kyle is unhappy.
09/30/1998
01:08

South ParkS2 E13
Mechanical Bull

While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
09/30/1998
01:19

South ParkS2 E13
Snowball

Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
09/30/1998
01:22

South ParkS2 E13
Cow Cult

Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
09/30/1998
01:07

South ParkS2 E13
Bad Cows

When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
09/30/1998
01:21

South ParkS2 E13
Bull-Riding Record

Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
09/30/1998
01:02

South ParkS2 E13
Cow Suicide

When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
09/30/1998
01:46

South ParkS2 E13
South Park Calls "Shenanigans"

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
01:09

South ParkS2 E13
Ming-Lee

Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
09/30/1998
01:53

South ParkS2 E13
Jennifer Love Hewitt

At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
09/30/1998
02:15

South ParkS2 E13
Shenanigans

When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
09/30/1998
01:33

South ParkS2 E13
The Chamber of Farts

Cartman convinces the boys to spend a buck each on the Chamber of Farts, a kind of haunted house sort of thing that'll definitely be scary.
09/30/1998
01:16

South ParkS2 E13
"What The Hell Is That?"

Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
09/30/1998
01:10

South ParkS2 E13
Cartman's Dream

Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
09/30/1998
02:52

South ParkS2 E14
The Chewbacca Defense

The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef s found guilty.
10/07/1998
02:26

South ParkS2 E14
Elton John

Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
10/07/1998
04:39

South ParkS2 E14
Chef Aid

The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
10/07/1998
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South ParkS2 E14
Stinky Britches

Cartman is singing a hot new song by Alanis Morissette called "Stinky Britches," that was originally written by Chef. He decides to go to the record label.
10/07/1998
00:39

South ParkS2 E14
Chef is Sued

Chef and the boys take the original song to Capitalist Records. The executive claims to not see the connection and sues Chef.
10/07/1998