South ParkS10 E12Cartman in 2546
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
South ParkS10 E12Unfrozen for a Reason
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
South ParkS10 E12Cartman Wants a Wii
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
South ParkS10 E12Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
South ParkS10 E12Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
South ParkS10 E12Suspender Animation
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
South ParkS10 E12Retarded Fish Frog
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it.
South ParkS10 E12I'm a Monkey
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
South ParkS10 E12A Woman with Fire
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
South ParkS10 E12Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
South ParkS10 E12Retard Alert
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
South ParkS10 E12Your Intellect and My Balls
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
South ParkS10 E12General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
South ParkS10 E12Dawning of the Sea Otters
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
South ParkS10 E13Museum of Technology
The otters escort Cartman to the old museum of technology so he can finally retrieve the Nintendo Wii he's waited so long to get.
South ParkS10 E13Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls
In the future, warring factions of atheists commence armed conflict. Meanwhile, Cartman makes an unexpected promise to Kyle.
South ParkS10 E13Sex Change Operation?
Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
South ParkS10 E13Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro
Impatient for the release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself with the help of Butters. When Butters can't find his body, Cartman unfreezes 500 years later.
South ParkS10 E13Laser 7 Output
Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.
South ParkS10 E13Atheists Plan To Go To War
Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.