South Park

Jews Cannot Be Ninjas

Season 19 • 11/11/2015

Cartman tries once again to convince the ninjas to kick Kyle out of the club but his plan backfires. Meanwhile Barbrady begins his assault on the ISIS headquarters

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01:05

Affirmative Consent
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PC Principal gives important relationship guidelines to Tweek and Craig.
10/28/2015
01:05

We Heard You're Gay
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In the Whole Foods, Craig's Dad is given a warm welcome. Meanwhile, Tweek's parents confront their son about his sexuality.
10/28/2015
00:48

Can't We Just Try?
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Cupid Me tries to take his relationship with Cartman to the next level, but Cartman isn't feeling it.
10/28/2015
01:08

Why Can't You Quit Him?
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Tweek tries to make amends with Craig.
10/28/2015
01:19

Code Red at South Park Elementary
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The South Park police force mobilizes in response to a possible terror attack at the elementary school.
11/11/2015
01:10

Barabrady Gets Fired
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After the shooting at South Park elementary, the mayor has no choice but to fire Officer Barbrady.
11/11/2015
01:54

Are They of a Minority Persuasion?
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Kenny’s family asks the police for help with all of the homeless around their house, but the police refuse to help. Meanwhile, Barbrady comes to terms with being fired.
11/11/2015
01:25

Ninjas Are Gay
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Cartman discovers that Kenny and Tolkien are playing ninjas in the abandoned SoDoSoPa. Meanwhile the ninjas are mistaken for terrorists.
11/11/2015
00:44

We Don’t Need Cops
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Randy confronts an off-duty Police Officer at Skeeter’s Wine Bar and the town begins to realize they don’t need cops any more.
11/11/2015
01:32

Go Shoot Those Kids
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The Mayor and Randy convince Barbrady to take back his old job and deal with the ISIS threat.
11/11/2015
01:23

Jews Cannot Be Ninjas
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Cartman tries once again to convince the ninjas to kick Kyle out of the club but his plan backfires. Meanwhile Barbrady begins his assault on the ISIS headquarters
11/11/2015
01:00

Gay vs. Scary
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Randy finally realizes who the suspected ISIS terrorists really are and rushes off to save Stan.
11/11/2015
00:51

Don't Make This End Violently
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As the ninjas vote whether or not to kick Cartman out, Barbrady arrives and tries to reason with the ISIS terrorists.
11/11/2015
01:04

Ninja Training Begins
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Cartman worries he may get kicked out of the Ninja club and tries to convince the rest of the ninjas to kick Kyle out instead.
11/11/2015
01:24

No to Pigs!
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The townsfolk hold a protest outside the South Park Police Station and they let the Police know exactly how they feel.
11/11/2015
01:49

Not Enough Time to Deal with ISIS
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Jimmy’s parents confront him about his new club and can’t believe what they hear. Meanwhile the citizens of South Park try to apologize to the police and ask for help ridding the town of ISIS, but the police are too busy.
11/11/2015
01:23

Real Ninjas Want to Talk To Us
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The ninjas are contacted by a mysterious “ninja” from overseas who offers to offers to help in their cause.
11/11/2015
01:39

Fired Again
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After shooting another minority child, Barbrady is relieved of duty again while the rest of the police force cleans up the homeless problem.
11/11/2015
00:44

A Little Girl Named… Leslie
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Barbrady is confronted by a mysterious man who reveals a secret about why South Park is changing.
11/11/2015
02:22

Are You Going to Break HIS Legs?
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The first meeting between Jimmy and PC Principal does not go well when they don’t see eye-to-eye on editorial direction of the school newspaper.
11/18/2015
01:23

It’s Not a News Story!?
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Stephen falls down the rabbit hole of on-line ads and sponsored content.
11/18/2015