Season 6 E 5 • 04/03/2002
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.
South ParkS6 E4Susan Sommers Calf Exerciser
Stan's parents order him to free the cows. He locks himself in his room with them until they are guaranteed safety.
South ParkS6 E4Stan Stops Eating Meat
The boys are hungry. Mrs. Cartman sneaks them some food and Cartman feeds some beef jerky to a cow.
South ParkS6 E4The Boys Get Guns
The FBI agrees to some requests in order to get the boys to come out. The FBI plans to flip the switch, return the cows and arrest the boys.
South ParkS6 E4Wharf
The boys load the cows into a truck and head for Mexico. The FBI stops them by using a large bunch of balloons.
South ParkS6 E4Vaginitis
The boys get caught but manage to shut down the veal industry. Stan gets a case of vaginitis from not eating meat and realizes that sometimes you have to eat an animal.
South ParkS6 E5The Russell Crowe Show
After the boys strike a deal with Shelley in order to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer during The Russell Crowe Show's commercial break, Cartman blows up the TV.
South ParkS6 E5Gaseous Encounters
Chased from the retirement home by released bowels, the boys risk going to Cartman's house, which is being fumigated. Stan remembers a black and white television set at his house.
South ParkS6 E5The Trailer
The boys finally see the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie and think it looks awesome.
South ParkS6 E5Ike's TV Time
The boys relocate to Kyle's house just in time to watch Russell Crowe assault the Chinese. They are kicked off the TV so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
South ParkS6 E5Chef's New TV
The boys go to Chef's house to watch the Terrance and Phillip movie trailer on his new plasma TV.
South ParkS6 E5Killer Features
Chef's new TV has a lot of functions, including Human Eradication Mode. The boys head to the bar to watch TV.
South ParkS6 E5Carded at the Bar
The boys manage to get to a bar before the next commercial break, but are kicked out for being minors.
South ParkS6 E5Tugger's Suicide
The boys make it to a retirement home just in time to see Russell Crowe sing a really bad pop song that makes Tugger commit suicide.
South ParkS6 E5Heavy Flow
The boys are chased away from a crackhead's TV by Chef's Plasma, and go to Butters' empty house to catch the final commercial break.
South ParkS6 E6Chaos in Class
Professor Chaos strikes again, this time in Ms. Choksondik's class.
South ParkS6 E6The Field Narrows
With Professor Chaos occupied with preparing for his meeting at the docks, the boys narrow the field from ten to six.
South ParkS6 E6Garden Hose of Terror
While the boys audition the final six at a baseball game, Professor Chaos hijacks the Jumbotron to inform the crowd of his evil plan to flood the world, with a garden hose.
South ParkS6 E6Letting Butters Go
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend and start to find his replacement.
South ParkS6 E6Professor Chaos Is Born
Bitter at the bad hand the universe has dealt him, Butters becomes the super villain, Professor Chaos.
South ParkS6 E6Let the Games Begin
The boys announce a competition to find Kenny's replacement. Professor Chaos starts his reign of terror.