Season 9 E 8 • 10/19/2005
The State Capitol panics when they realize global warming is going to strike today.
Off To Colfax PointSouth ParkS9 E7
The Talent Show has begun, but Jimmy is on his way to Colfax Point to find the right kind of woman.
Nut GobblerSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy goes to Colfax Point and solicits sex from a prostitute named, Nut Gobbler.
Pimp ProblemsSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy listens to Nut Gobbler at dinner until her pimp shows up and drags her away.
Stage FrightSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy is thrown from the car, and pursues Nut Gobbler and Q Money on foot. That is until his erection pops up again.
A Hard RoutineSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy shows up just in time to perform his comedy at the talent show, unfortunately his problem hasn't gone away.
Who To BlameSouth ParkS9 E8
A break in the dam floods nearby Beaverton, trapping the town and forcing people onto their rooftops. Finger pointing and sensationalized journalism begin in South Park.
I Broke the Dam!South ParkS9 E8
Stan confesses to breaking the dam, but the townspeople all want to share the blame.
Uncle Roy's BoatSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan crashes what he believes to be Cartman's Uncle Roy's motorboat, in to a beaver dam.
The CauseSouth ParkS9 E8
Cartman warns Stan not to tell Kyle what happened, while the news reports that the flooding in Beaverton was caused by global warming.
Randy's TheorySouth ParkS9 E8
As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
Community CenterSouth ParkS9 E8
The townspeople take refuge in the Community Center as Fox News reports that six hundred billion people are dead in Chicago.
Stan Confides In KyleSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton dam and comes up with a plan to help the victims of the flood.
Randy's Map DrawingSouth ParkS9 E8
Randy draws a penis on the map when explaining the devastation global warming has caused.
Beaverton OilSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan, Cartman and Kyle try to rescue the stranded Beaverton victims, but end up crashing their boat into the Beaverton Oil Factory, igniting a fire in town.
You'll Freeze To DeathSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan calls his dad at the shelter and tells him he's trapped in Beaverton; Stephen and Gerald decide to go with Randy to rescue the boys.
Learning The TruthSouth ParkS9 E8
Stephen, Gerald and Randy believe they have hypothermia, while the Pentagon learns that the flood in Beaverton wasn't cause by global warming.
Jew GoldSouth ParkS9 E8
As they're being rescued from the fire and flood in Beaverton, Cartman pulls a gun on Kyle, forcing him to hand over his Jew Gold.
Welcome MarjorineSouth ParkS9 E9
The girls are introduced to their new classmate Marjorine, but she isn't readily accepted into the group because of her strange sense of fashion.
Dead is BetterSouth ParkS9 E9
Mr. Stotch considers re-burying Butters' body in the Indian burial ground, while the boys prepare butters for the slumber party.